The Beautiful General Always Wants to Teach Me a Lesson

From today onward, leave a comment on a premium chapter for a chance to receive a random red packet. A cocky, spoiled young master of a marquis's estate who's dirt poor, on the receiving end X a saucy, beautiful general who's filthy rich, on the giving end [Yan Jinxiao: I pretended to be a playboy scum, flirting and running off. Who knew that after flirting, I wouldn't run, and I'd end up on the receiving end instead...] Yan Jinxiao, the legitimate young master of the Anping Marquis's household, became even more of a menace while his father and elder brother were away on campaign. He chased flowers and slept with willows, picked fights without a care, and swaggered through the streets like a little thug. He even scared a naive young stranger who had just arrived in town into obediently handing over the only three coins he had. The pretty boy was weak, helpless, and pitiful, and he made the thug's heart itch. The thug flirted with him: "Come with me, and I'll be your street boss and keep you fed." The thug, who claimed he'd become the street boss, put on a brave face and took the pretty boy to the best restaurant in the capital, Fengtian Tower. He went over budget and had to pawn the white-cloud brocade robe he was wearing. After that day, Yan Jinxiao took on several jobs. He kept performing on the street during the day, dreaming of eloping with the pretty boy. Later, at the autumn hunting grounds, the pretty boy raced across the field and hit every target from a hundred paces, stunning everyone. Yan Jinxiao turned to leave. "I flirted with the wrong person. I'm out." Xu Liance gracefully nocked an arrow. "I'll let you run ninety-nine steps first." The best kind of love is when you're making a scene and I'm laughing, when you're pretending and I'm playing along. You want us to be a devoted couple, with the sun rising in the east, but when you're not looking, I'll quietly flip the pairing! (*￣︶￣) Warnings: This story is set in a fictional world with no basis in history. The plot goes wherever it pleases, and there's no need to fact-check anything. Having fun is what matters. Updates: Before publication, I'll update according to the rankings schedule. After publication, updates will depend on circumstances, with an expected five thousand words a day. If I can't manage it, I'll delete this line later, hahaha. [As expected, I can't do it, hahahaha.] An upcoming work in this series: "The Deranged Crown Prince Does Whatever He Wants" Scheming heir Xue Lianyu, on the receiving end X deranged crown prince Xiao Yu, on the giving end Crown Prince Xiao Yu was born sickly and didn't have long to live. Every day, he did nothing but eat and wait to die, sprawled out like a salted fish. He never expected to be stabbed to death at the last moment by a young master who'd grabbed the wrong straw to clutch at. After getting a second chance at life, Xiao Yu looked at the refined, harmless-looking young man in front of him and smiled. He wasn't going to live long anyway. Why not make sure nobody else had a good time either? ~~!!! [Evil laugh, manual edition.jpg] Version Two: Xue Lianyu, legitimate son of the Yongjia Marquis, was two when his mother was sentenced to death. His father remarried, and Xue Lianyu was thrown into the Qinhuai River to feed the fish. Luckily, a traveling merchant passing by rescued him. After twenty years of sleeping outdoors and braving the elements, he returned as a king. Then he met Xiao Yu, the deranged crown prince of the current dynasty, whose life was nearly over. Looking at the young man's gaze, which seemed ready to eat him alive, Xue Lianyu quietly clenched his buttocks. "Young man, impulsiveness is the devil!" Upcoming work: "The Crown Prince Is Pure and Wild" [Transmigrate into a book · Sweet romance] After living in the countryside for sixteen years, Ji Xuanyu suddenly discovered he was the legitimate eldest grandson of Cangsui, who had been lost among the common folk. The country bumpkin was rustic, timid, and weak. He never finished his food and couldn't do a thing. He even had to tug cheekily at his personal guard Yan Changying to open a bottle cap for him. "I can't open it. Help me." The noble princes and young masters agreed on a plan. After repeatedly failing to assassinate him, they decided to send him unusual and challenging gifts: a solid-gold bow and arrow set today, and a prized Ferghana horse from the Western Regions tomorrow. "The bow's a little heavy, but with a bit of training, you'll be able to shoot a great eagle from the sky." "The horse is a little fierce, but with a bit of effort, you'll tame it." "The principles of statecraft are a little complicated and hard to memorize, but with some effort, you'll know them by heart." Ji Xuanyu was naive and easy to fool, so he accepted them all. Then the battle for the crown prince's seat began. He tamed the Ferghana horse until it was as docile as a trained dog. With the heavy solid-gold bow, he shot three birds with one arrow and stole the show at the autumn hunt. At the debate on statecraft, he argued with the scholars, speaking with dazzling eloquence, and took first place. Everyone said, "You're already this impressive, so why keep pretending to be weak? Why do you need someone else to open a bottle cap for you?" Ji Xuanyu answered serenely, "You have to act a little weak in front of your boyfriend if you want him to dote on you." With the long tassel in hand, the world is mine. A ruthless wolf pursues his love, plotting it from the start Yan Changying came from a distinguished family and was born to a life of good fortune. But after his father and brothers died in battle and his family was brought to ruin, he became the personal guard of the current dynasty's most innocent (stupid), naive (foolish), and pure-hearted (empty-headed) crown prince, all to win back his family's honors. The crown prince died in his hands three times. Yan Changying: Am I really that useless, or is he destined to die? After that, Yan Changying watched over him in every detail and controlled everything, from what he wore and ate to whom he married and whether he had children. Ji Xuanyu: "Yan Changying, I want sesame crisps!" Yan Changying: "No. They're poisoned." Ji Xuanyu: "Yan Changying, I want to see the lanterns!" Yan Changying: "No. It's an ambush." Ji Xuanyu: "Yan Changying, how about I marry that dog of a chancellor's daughter? Then he won't try to kill me." Yan Changying: "No." Ji Xuanyu: "Why not?" Yan Changying: "With me here, you won't die." Cheerful crown prince on the receiving end X invincible, ruthless lover on the giving end Theme: Break free from society's judgment and bravely pursue your dreams. Young people should live boldly and brilliantly, and grow resilient and fearless even in adversity.