Zhu Mingyi kicked the bucket and became a lonely ghost, squatting nearby as he watched his fiancees sobbing inconsolably over his grave.
Damn, it was a satisfying sight.
Zhu Mingyi calmly counted them off on his fingers: the demon, angel, elf... All nine of them were there, crying in every imaginable way.
Finally, he was free of those bastards!
Zhu Mingyi cupped his face and couldn't help laughing, but before he could finish...
He was reborn!
Reborn when all nine psychos were still little brats!
The nine little tykes called out sweetly and obediently in unison, "Good morning, Teacher Zhu!"
Zhu Mingyi's vision went black, and he nearly fainted. Demons! Just let me die!
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So Zhu Mingyi gritted his teeth and wrote in his notebook:
Plan One: Kick the demon fiancee's ass.
Plan Two: Pluck every feather from the angel fiancee's wings.
Plan Three: Break off the vampire fiancee's fangs.
Plan Four: ...
All right, the plan is set. Let's do this.
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Later:
The demon youth smiled wickedly. "Insult me again. I want to hear it."
The elf with emerald eyes whispered tenderly in his ear, "If you run away, I'll extinguish every last light in the world."
The six-winged angel knelt before him, a gentle kiss landing on his fingertip. "Please, fall into ruin with me."
Zhu Mingyi: ?!!
Where did it all go wrong?!
Reader's Guide:
1. Firmly 1v1, no changes. The main character uke has a universally beloved setup.
2. Extremely fantastical. The professions, worldbuilding, character dialogue, plot logic, and so on are only there to serve the story. Please don't compare them to real-world standards or hold them to any other standards.
3. An alternate world with no need for historical accuracy, plenty of original settings, and a wild imagination. It's a blend of Eastern and Western fantasy, so readers who care about detailed research may want to steer clear.
4. There may occasionally be melodramatic, Mary Sue-style plotlines. They're the product of the author's fevered imagination, so just enjoy the story and don't take it too seriously.
5. The ten races in the story are: beastfolk, treefolk, undead, elves, angels, vampires, dragons, spirits, demons, and humans.
Theme: Don't bully your teacher. Strive to be well-rounded students.
