I’m Determined to Be This Foolish Emperor’s White Moonlight

The comic adaptation of the same title is now available on Kuaikan! Search for the title in the Kuaikan app if you’d like to read it. Wei Ying arrives in the imperial palace with a palace intrigue System, determined to become the person the emperor remembers most deeply. But the emperor already has a dearly departed first love, so she turns her attention to the women in his harem. Consort Xian is gentle and virtuous, and loves reading popular storybooks. Wei Ying snuggles into the same bed with her to sneak a peek at the latest stories. The Noble Consort is fiery and alluring, and loves nothing more than weapons and martial arts. Wei Ying rides across the grasslands with her, bow in hand, hunting game. The Empress is dignified and aloof, ruling over the entire harem. Wei Ying uses her skill at ventriloquism to make the Empress laugh so hard she tumbles into her arms. And so: Consort Xian: “Come to my palace today, little sister. I’ve made your favorite apricot blossom pudding.” The Noble Consort: “Yingying, let’s go horseback riding together!” The Empress: “The plum blossoms in the imperial garden are in full bloom. Would you like to see them, Yingying?” The System is stunned: This is proper palace intrigue! How come you keep raising the consorts’ affection for you? Wei Ying: Isn’t palace intrigue about making the consorts scheme against each other for my sake? If I steal the dog emperor’s harem, he’ll remember me forever! The System: You’re such a flirt. When Yun Shao was at her lowest, she fell in love with someone. She was the bright moon in the sky and the cinnabar mark in her heart. Six years after losing her love, the frail young emperor had become a ruthless ruler, and at last her long-lost first love had returned. Then she discovered… that moonlight had turned dark? She watched flowers and the moon with the Empress, rode across the countryside with the Noble Consort, and played drinking games with Consort Xian, but refused to look her way. The jealous ruler cornered the girl against the wall. “You stole my harem. How about you make it up to me by giving yourself to me?” The girl resisted with all her might. “Ptooey! I like women!” Yun Shao removed her golden crown, letting her black hair cascade down. Her exquisite features were full of tender affection. “If I’d known you liked it, I wouldn’t have held back.” Her voice choked with emotion. “Don’t leave me again, Yingying.” The harem’s beloved, goofy fairy x the obsessive emperor who disguises herself as a man The two female leads and the other female characters have no romantic storylines, only friendship. A goofy story with decidedly unserious palace intrigue. A writing exercise, letting loose and having fun. ·The upcoming novel After Getting the Empress Dowager Pregnant is listed in my profile and will be my next book. A recommendation for my friend’s novel, The Little Puppet, by Chuifeng Chengqu After Xuan Ling died, someone dug her up and made her into a little puppet. The little puppet is a beautiful airhead who often relies on others for protection and can’t even avenge herself. Her senior brother tells her to hurry down the mountain, leaving behind the “once-in-a-generation genius” who flies her sword headfirst into the ground and would only bring shame to their sect; Her second senior sister advises her to give up martial arts and take up embroidery, since the “one-of-a-kind oddball” who finds all eighteen kinds of weapons too hot to handle can only manage an embroidery needle; Her junior brother gives her three taels of silver to buy an alms bowl, since she’s good for nothing and might as well beg on the streets. Who knew she was merely hopelessly specialized, prone to leveling entire mountains? The successive sect leaders of the immortal mountain start doing sit-ups and lying back down in response to her every move, constantly trailing behind her to reduce her destructive power to zero and protect their home. And so, their daily routine becomes: Deceased Sect Leader A: Who’s chopping up the foundations again? Deceased Sect Leader B: Who’s summoning heavenly lightning again? Deceased Sect Leader C: Who’s trying to turn the world upside down again? Current Sect Leader Yun Shiwei: It’s our little puppet. The deceased sect leaders burst into tears. “Please rein in her powers!” Yun Shiwei dug a silly girl out of a grave and patched her up into a little puppet. Before long, the little puppet became a legend, admired by millions and remembered for generations. She still couldn’t quite wrap her head around things, though. Xuan Ling, lying flat: “Thanks for digging me up. My wish has come true, so you can bury me again now.” Yun Shiwei: “What do you do when your beloved just doesn’t get it? It’s been hundreds of years. It’s heartbreaking.” A brave, fearless little puppet devoted to proving the Dao x a laid-back true immortal who loves pretending to be dead and just wants to enjoy a peaceful retirement Theme: Live positively and change your destiny