The Port Mafia Taught Me How to Behave

Seeking advance follows: "Has the Lazybones Been Slacking Today?" and "Auntie Wants to Be Everyone's Favorite"

Synopsis:

Because of her unusual constitution, Kobayashi Yuzu has been called a monster and lived apart from humanity. All day and all night, her thoughts have been fixed on the other side.

Until one day, after jumping from a high-rise as usual, she found herself in another world.

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Kobayashi Yuzu: "No one can touch me. I only bring disaster to people."

Ozaki Kouyou: "How can you say that, Yuzu-chan? Here, look at these two dresses. Which one do you think would suit Chuuya-kun better?"

Kobayashi Yuzu: "...The one on the right looks nice."

Nakahara Chuuya: "???"

Kobayashi Yuzu: "Nakahara, what do you think the scenery in hell is like?"

Nakahara Chuuya: "Go by yourself. Don't drag me into it."

Kobayashi Yuzu: "..."

Dazai Osamu: You can look at me, Yuzu-chan!

Kobayashi Yuzu: "Dazai..."

Dazai Osamu [his eyes lighting up at once]: "Yuzu-chan, I just made a really wonderful piece of tofu~ Want to try it?"

Kobayashi Yuzu: "...No thanks. Goodbye."

[Reading Guide]

1. The heroine is based on a real person. See the author's note in Chapter One for details.

2. This is a nonstandard what-if storyline and does not involve the original plot.

3. OOC warning.

4. Hope you enjoy reading OwO

"Friends' recommendations:

'Yokohama's Scumbag God Never Crashes' by You Zhi Gezi Cheng Jing Le

- Countless secret identities, half of them belong to Little Crow

'[Crossover] How Could My Kid Possibly Be the Scumbag Boss?!' by Wu Ye Qing Qing

- Click to watch the Scumbag Boss pretend to be young online"

Advance follow:

"I am Fudou Kuniyuki, the first tantou made by Rai Kuniyuki of the Rai school. I have arrived!"

A white-haired, red-eyed boy, radiating aloofness, knelt on the screen and recited his introduction.

The government-affiliated Saniwa watching from the other side of the screen:

So, so cute! A gorgeous, aloof-on-the-outside, warm-on-the-inside tsundere boy!

I want to pat him!!!

After Fudou Kuniyuki was added to the game,

the Saniwa discovered that he was actually tolerant and modest, always impeccably mannered, and that he would occasionally act cute with that youthful face of his...

The Saniwa forum erupted.

As for the sword warriors, the Sanjou school wanted to claim him, the Awataguchi school wanted to claim him, and the Oda group wanted to claim him too... Somehow, Fudou Kuniyuki became the hottest kid in the citadel.

Yet in this merciless world where everyone is obsessed with Kuniyuki, one lazybones remains firmly convinced that this blade is a living demon!

Oh, and one thing I forgot to mention: Fudou Kuniyuki is Akashi Kuniyuki's older brother, and the guardian of the guardian of the Rai school.

#Did the lazybones actually work hard today?#

#The lazybones doesn't just hate working, they want to sleep for another eight hundred years#

Theme: After being healed by friendship, face life with a smile