I Am the Heavenly Dao, but I'm Pretty Useless

[Main story complete. Also recommended: the completed sweet story A Good Omega Loves Going Back to His Alpha] Dao Guizhou transmigrated into a book. He transmigrated into a cultivation novel. He didn't become a high-risk profession, a villainous Demon Lord, or an ordinary background character who was minor cannon fodder. He became the Heavenly Dao. . Dao Guizhou thought he could do whatever he wanted as the Heavenly Dao, but he never expected to be bound to a System called "Heavenly Dao Self-Rescue" and learn that the Heavenly Dao's chosen child would eventually turn evil and kill him in all sorts of ways. So he had no choice but to embark on the road to saving the Heavenly Dao's chosen child. . Dao Guizhou thought he and the future corrupted child of the Heavenly Dao had a father-son setup, with him as the father and the other as the son. But one time, the normally obedient, well-behaved boy overheard him calling him "baby." His gaze turned dangerous and inscrutable. He roughly pulled Dao Guizhou into his arms, his cold lips pressing against his, and asked in a low, menacing voice that sounded as if he might devour him, "What did you call me?" With the System's prompts ringing incessantly in his ears, Dao Guizhou cautiously called him, "...Husband?" System: [Mission complete. Self-rescue successful.] . What the hell, this was a husband-and-husband setup all along?! Black-hearted, brilliant actor, world-weary, obsessive, yandere top x death-seeking, master of ridiculous schemes, Heavenly Dao bottom Weibo: @NotZhangWujiButZhangWusheng qwq Blurb screenshotted on 2020.06.24 One-on-one, happy ending, sweet story PS: Completely fictional setting! This is a sweet story with no angst. Shipping couples happily is the best! If it's not for you, just click the X. I'm a sensitive writer. Thanks for catching typos, love you all, mwah. Content warnings: 1. The bottom is the Heavenly Dao, but his power is sealed and will gradually be unlocked. He only has a few special golden fingers. He is useful! His identity plays a major role! The title is just a joke! 2. It's a mix of plot and romance, not a pure romance story, but it is sweet! The early chapters focus on developing the relationship, so the foreshadowing won't be explained right away. If that's not for you, don't read! I'll say it again: I don't accept writing advice! But I really appreciate typo corrections! 3. The top really isn't a good person. He's the type who's great at acting, so don't judge him from a normal person's perspective! If you don't like it, just click the X. No flaming, please! 4. This is a non-mainstream cultivation setting with lots of original worldbuilding. Completely fictional setting!!! Please add my historical BL exorcism story, After Death, I Reunited with My Master, to your favorites~ Ning Sui never imagined that after dying, he would come back to life, even though he had been one of the most accomplished mystics around. Everyone said Ning Sui was cold and merciless, never sparing demons and other evil beings, and that he'd kill even his own family for the greater good without batting an eye. Ning Sui had always thought so too. . After coming back to life, Ning Sui never expected his master, the top mystic of them all, to have come back to life as well. And damn it, he'd come back as an evil creature. Ning Sui, who never blinked when doing what was right, coldly raised the puppet strings in his hand. In the end, he lowered them beneath the other's smiling gaze, and with them fell his wariness and sharp edges. . Ning Sui thought he would have to begin the long struggle of suppressing all the improper, rebellious feelings in his heart again. But that someone kept wandering in front of him, kept reaching out to tug at his puppet strings, and kept getting handsy... Ning Sui belatedly realized what was going on, and felt a little numb. Numb from all the kissing. . Ning Sui said coldly, "...What else do you want to hear me call you? Master?" Zhou He chuckled softly. "No need. Big brother will do just fine." . Only after dying did Ning Sui learn that his master, who seemed like a divine being, wasn't some heavenly god who had descended to earth. He was a wicked ghost who kept all his darkness and distortion locked away in his bones. Seemingly mild-mannered, actually a vicious old dog who always knows how to make a cutting remark top x taciturn, cool guy who can infuriate people to death, mysteriously frail after coming back to life bottom Please add my modern BL entertainment-industry sweet story, After Promoting with My Archnemesis, It Turned Out to Be So Good, to your favorites~ Shi Chuanhe once thought his first interaction with Ye Yan would be when Ye Yan was exposed for secretly running a band, and he would repost the news with a scathing comment. But he never expected their boss to force him to repost a photo of Ye Yan with a kitten, captioned "So cute, I want to pet it." Ye Yan thought his first interaction with Shi Chuanhe would be when Shi Chuanhe was exposed for acting like a spoiled rich kid, and he would repost the news with a sarcastic jab. But he never expected their boss to force him to comment on Shi Chuanhe's repost: "Knew you'd like it." . The two exchanged faint smiles across a long table, both silently gagging. From then on, the entire boy band understood one thing: never leave the two of them alone together. . Later, when Ln7 was exposed for deliberately faking a CP, and the whole internet was furious about Yanhe's terrible private relationship and threatened to unfollow the group, a video surfaced the next day and spread like wildfire. In the video, Ye Yan had Shi Chuanhe trapped in the driver's seat. Ye Yan smiled as he teased him: "Call me big brother and I'll teach you to shift gears. Give me a kiss and I'll teach you to reverse. Give me the key to your room... and you won't have to take the test. I'll be your driver. For life." . From that day on, everyone online knew. Yanhe is real!!! . [As we traded barbs, I knew all too well that feelings I shouldn't have were quietly growing in my heart.] Filthy old dog, shameless to the core, dreams of having a band, sarcastic leader top x cold and ruthless, lazy-dreaming rich young master and center bottom Theme: I'll make you see that this world is worth loving