Updated whenever inspiration strikes (1,000+ characters per update), parody
One trip out, and my benefactor was down for the count. I took my sister's place as a bride and bowed to a rooster at the wedding. On my wedding night, someone tried to kill my husband. I was secretly thrilled, but still had to save him. After being single for so long, even a pig starts looking handsome. The broken mirror is mended, and we finally get our happy ending. What a stable plot... That Fate Director really knows what she's doing. That year, the little flower fairy Lin Xiaoye thought so.
But when student Lin descended to the mortal realm to undergo the first tribulation of his flower life, he changed his mind. He was left with a face full of curses and an inner voice going, “Heh...”
Years later...
The fates in the Astrology Hall are so much fun. Lin Ye, the wood-element enforcer, thought this after his vacation...
A heads-up from the author: 1v1, romance spanning two lifetimes. First life: scheming green-tea seme x upright, selfless perennial runner-up uke. Second life: devoted, crafty seme x flirtatious lotus uke, also known as a straight man's makeover. A pure, sweet romance that showers you with dog food (and blood).
There's also a yuri couple~ Updates during holidays, maybe. This is one of the five great villains, Lin Ye of the wood element, who takes an unconventional route in the main serious plot, and follows a tribulation storyline.
Theme: Green tea is contagious...