We don't produce scumbag men. We're just the delivery service for scumbag men.
Our motto: We are dedicated to making every scumbag man feel the gentle, nurturing love of spring rain, purifying their filthy souls with love. You got this! (Ugh.)
Also known as The Truly Black-Hearted Lotus, the Green Tea, the Fake Innocent White Flower, and the Various Tales of Miss Gu Yu and Scumbag Men
If one day you unexpectedly got a martial arts manual, would you want to learn the Eighteen Dragon-Subduing Palms or the Six Meridians Divine Sword? Sorry about that (T ^ T), dear, we don't have either of those here.
What we do have are How to Spot a Scumbag: 108 Techniques, 23 Steps to Becoming a Scumbag Woman, The Truly Black-Hearted Lotus and Fake Innocent White Flower Cultivation Manual, and the Sunflower Manual. So, dear, which one do you fancy?
Oh, a cold, dead stare.
I hope no one's love goes unreturned, and that everyone you meet is a good person.
Theme: Keep your eyes open!
I cried, is there that little cutie (?? . ??)