The Far Shore of the Celestial River

Transmigration is supposed to be exciting, so how did I end up transmigrating into a slave? And not just any slave, but someone's personal slave? Damn it, can someone tell me why this is happening?

I'm a grown man, and I refuse to believe I can't escape. But why did I end up so far gone that I can't live without that detestable poker-faced corpse? Sigh, what a disgrace!