The next apprentice is "The Disabled Boss in the Wearing Book and Doesn't Want to Be Disabled" by Yuanxu, please give me advance notice~
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College student Yu Qingdong was the loyal licking dog of male idol A. Not only did he lick her regardless of weather conditions, but she also died because of the male idol's death.
Yu Qingdong, the junior master of Xuanmen, died in his previous life to save his nephew. Once he was reborn, he found that he had become this loyal licking dog. His eyes had mutated and he could see the buffs on other people's heads.
Looking around, everyone around him was "prematurely bald". Yu Qingdong smiled playfully and caught up with a bankrupt entrepreneur.
"Sir, please stay. I see that your heaven is full and your earth is round. You will definitely make a comeback and become the richest man in this province one day!"
The onlookers of A college students:? Has the licking dog been replaced?
Half a year later, the down-and-out entrepreneur Xianyu turned around and became the richest man in the province. He publicly thanked Yu Qingdong in an interview and named countless diving bosses.
A certain popular star: "He also praised me when I was black on the Internet."
A certain academic master: "He also praised me when I was desperate."
The people who knew about it were shocked. After digging around carefully, they found that everyone Yu Qingdong praised had become winners in life!
Alumni who once laughed at Yu Qingdong: ... Master, please praise me!
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Yue Jingyuan came from the interstellar era and was the founding emperor of the White Sea Empire. He served his country exhaustedly throughout his military life, and finally fell on the throne.
In the future, there will be a great era of cultural turmoil, which led him to mistakenly believe that the average Chinese martial arts master on earth is a hidden master among the people. They can use swords to defeat enemies, and when they retreat, they can pray for rain and resist disasters. Unexpectedly, after he was inexplicably reborn on earth, he discovered that the people on earth are weak, pitiful, and helpless, and they cannot stop him from being slapped.
Yue Jingyuan: "..." Suddenly at a loss. Jpg
Until one day, Yue Jingyuan was attacked by metaphysicians due to his special fate, and was accidentally rescued by Yu Qingdong.
The two looked at each other with shock in each other's eyes.
Yu Qingdong: The buff on him is actually "the founding emperor, powerful in all directions"? ! Do you know that if you are like this, we will be destroyed by the county police bureau?
Yue Jingyuan: After traveling through so many years, am I finally going to see the true appearance of the earth? !
Rebirth·Uncle Xuanmen·The self-proclaimed weak male college student is × undressed today·The former founding emperor·The current black technology boss Gong
The next apprentice is "The Disabled Boss Who Wears a Book and Doesn't Want to Be Disabled" by Yuanxu. If you are interested, you can add it to the Pindao column to collect it.
Jiang Zhaojie considers himself an ordinary cold-blooded boss, but recently he discovered that his secretary, his friend, his rival, the starlet he just met, and his nephew's boyfriend... All eagerly hope that he will become disabled.
Jiang Zhaojie was puzzled. It wasn't until he encountered an inexplicable car accident and was rescued by the relevant departments that he found out:
He turned out to be the male protagonist of a series of novels such as "White Moonlight Dressed as a Disabled Boss", "The Enemy Is a Disabled Boss [Putting Through Books]"... And other novels. The characters in the books are all because of their disabilities. They are usually paranoid, cold and violent. After being influenced by love, they will only love one person. If nothing happens, they will press the beloved boy/girl against the wall, table, or car to kiss him. It can be called a large-scale social death scene.
And his secretary, hair boy, rival, starlet he just met, and nephew's boyfriend all came to attack him with scripts.
But the plot is stuck on why he is not disabled.
Jiang Zhaojie: Whoever likes to be the male lead, wouldn't it be great to work?
Deadly enemy: No one can resist my methods. I will use foreign forces to break Jiang Zhaojie's company's capital chain and ensure that he is in a trance and gets into a car accident!
Unexpectedly, Jiang Zhaojie Company was noticed by the superiors and listed as a key support target.
Rival:? ? ?
Female Secretary Bai Yueguang: If you refuse to save my family in the future, don't blame me for not reminding you of the fatal loopholes in the new technology now. Just wait until you get retaliated by your master and get into a car accident!
Unexpectedly, the loophole was actually a breakthrough for technological upgrading, and the company won the bid for a national-level project.
Female Secretary:? ? ?
Jiang Zhaojie: Thanks to all the veterans, the company was able to gain national attention so quickly. [Hold fist]
Fu Mingduo: Man, calm down. These words are not harmful but are extremely insulting. Your character is ruined.
Jiang Zhaojie: Put down the kebab beer in your hand and look at me and say it again?
Seemingly aloof and loving to complain, the president is forced to suffer
Precautions for consumption:
1. The attacker is Yue Jingyuan, 1V1, HE;
2. The protagonist's IQ is approximately equal to the author's IQ. The author's IQ is only 5, and occasionally gets mysteriously inspired to drop to 2.5;
3. The protagonist's setting may be relatively simple, but his martial arts level is top-notch and he knows some strange things. If you feel uncomfortable, please escape as soon as possible;
4. This article is an imaginary modern world, not the real world. Please choose carefully whether you want to read it based on the textual research. The settings of science and technology, metaphysics, and religion in the article are imaginary;
5. If a Taoist friend conducts textual research and finds that there is an error in the article, it is because the poor Taoist has a low IQ and has nothing to do with the poor Taoist disciple_(:з∠)_;
6. Will ask for leave if something happens.
7. Think about it later.
Philosophy: Cults cannot be trusted, and only hard work can lead to success.