After Retirement, I Became a Scumbag's Father

On the first day Ji Xilu arrived in the interstellar world, an inexplicable person came to his door. Shen Chengye: Ji Xilu, the person I love has always been Jun Yi. He is back and we break up! Ji Xilu:? ? ? Everyone in the upper echelons of the Blue Star Alliance Capital Star knows that Shen Chengye is the adopted son of General Shen of the Blue Star Alliance and will inherit everything from General Shen in the future. And his current boyfriend Ji Xilu is just a substitute for Bai Yueguang Wen Junyi in his heart. The day Wen Junyi returns will be the time for Ji Xilu to get out. Only Ji Xilu himself didn't know. Everyone was waiting to see his joke, but they didn't know that Ji Xilu had already changed the core on the day Wen Junyi came back. Ji Xilu, who has just landed, is a gold medal life coach in the Quick Travel Bureau. He is responsible for guiding the poor little ones to reach the peak of life all year round. Having worked diligently for many years, he ushered in what was said to be a dull and wonderful retirement career with full honors. Who would have thought that as soon as he handed over his life to his successor, he was slapped in the face by his successor's mess—— He was almost penniless, and in order to save Shen Chengye, he suffered from a serious illness. He gasped every three steps and shook every five steps. The current technology has not been able to cure it. Faced with such a dilemma, Ji Xilu changed his successor's delicate and gentle image and slapped Shen Chengye into the wall with his backhand. "I don't want to be his boyfriend, I just want to be his father." Everyone:? ! ! Many years later, when Ji Xilu became the leader in the genetic evolution of the entire interstellar world, many people regretted it and cried and wanted to recognize Ji Xilu as their father. A certain general named Shen: No, the world between the two of us is very good. We don't need children. Shen Chengye, the former adopted son of the Shen family:... Scientific research talents with explosive force value must say that they are weak, pitiful and helpless × When encountering a victim, they will be selectively blind and genetically collapsed. This article is also known as "After we broke up, I got together with Zha Gong and his adoptive father", "Sick Xishi's chest was shattered" and "I love you, so I am selectively blind for you". Pindao's own advance collection, "The Ancestor of Xuanmen Approaches Science Online" by Yuan Xu, the Twelve Disciples, interested fellow Taoists can click on Pindao's column to collect it. Copywriting: College student Yu Qingdong was the loyal licking dog of male idol A. Not only did he lick her regardless of weather conditions, but she also died because of the male idol. Yu Qingdong, the junior master of Xuanmen, died in his previous life to save his nephew. Once he was reborn, he found that he had become this loyal licking dog. His eyes had mutated and he could see the buffs on other people's heads. Looking around, everyone around him was "prematurely bald". Yu Qingdong smiled playfully and caught up with a bankrupt entrepreneur who was passing by. "Sir, please stay. I see that your heaven is full and your earth is round. You will definitely make a comeback and become the richest man in this province one day!" The onlookers of A college students:? Has the licking dog been replaced? Half a year later, the down-and-out entrepreneur Xianyu turned around and became the richest man in the province. He publicly thanked Yu Qingdong in an interview and named countless diving bosses. A certain popular star: "He also praised me when I was black on the Internet." A certain academic master: "He also praised me when I was desperate." The people who knew about it were shocked. After digging around carefully, they found that everyone Yu Qingdong praised had become winners in life! Alumni who once laughed at Yu Qingdong: ... Master, please praise me! *** Yue Jingyuan came from the interstellar era and was the founding emperor of the White Sea Empire. He served his country exhaustedly throughout his military life, and finally fell on the throne. In the future, there will be a great era of cultural turmoil, which led him to mistakenly believe that the average Chinese martial arts master on earth is a hidden master among the people. They can use swords to defeat enemies, and when they retreat, they can pray for rain and resist disasters. Unexpectedly, after he was inexplicably reborn on earth, he discovered that the people on earth are weak, pitiful, and helpless, and they cannot stop him from being slapped. Yue Jingyuan: "..." Suddenly at a loss. Jpg Until one day, Yue Jingyuan was attacked by metaphysicians due to his special fate, and was accidentally rescued by Yu Qingdong. The two looked at each other with shock in each other's eyes. Yu Qingdong: The buff on him is actually "the founding emperor, powerful in all directions"? ! Do you know that if you are like this, we will be destroyed by the county police bureau? Yue Jingyuan: After traveling through so many years, am I finally going to see the true appearance of the earth? ! Rebirth·Uncle Xuanmen·The self-proclaimed weak male college student is × undressed today·The former founding emperor·The current black technology boss Gong Precautions for consumption: 1. The attacker is Admiral Shen, and the slag attacker is Shen Chengye's adoptive father, 1V1, HE; 2. The protagonist's IQ is approximately equal to the author's IQ. The author's IQ is only 5, and occasionally gets mysteriously inspired to drop to 2.5; 3. The setting of the protagonist may be relatively simple. He is a retired boss who can quickly travel through the game. He can do this and do that. If you feel uncomfortable, please escape as soon as possible; 4. The poor logic is not good. Please carefully choose whether to read it based on the research. The technology, medicine, and mecha categories in the article are set as fictitious; 5. If a Taoist friend conducts textual research and finds that there is an error in the article, it is because the poor Taoist has a low IQ and has nothing to do with the poor Taoist disciple_(:з∠)_; 6. Will ask for leave if something happens. 7. Think about it later. Intention: Only by hard work can you gain, and only by being down-to-earth can you truly gain honor.