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[The setting wasn't properly fleshed out at the beginning, so updates are on hold for now. I sincerely apologize.]

A top who'd rather die than look bad x a bottom who loves watching him show off

A carefree, ridiculous comedy. 1v1 HE

[Blurb]

Lou Shan was bound to a System and forcibly transported into a world resembling a game made with Orange Light.

There was only one rule here: Don't hesitate, or you'll get yourself killed!

From that day on, all sorts of game scenes began appearing in his mind against his will. They included, but weren't limited to, 2D, 3D, live-action simulations, and even... pixel games that looked like mosaics.

On his first day after arriving, the System's mechanical voice rang out in his mind right on time: [Scene sent. Host, please carry out the instructions as required.]

Lou Shan: ...?

System: [Please don't hesitate.]

Lou Shan: ...

System: [Please don't hesitate.]

Lou Shan: ...

System: [Beep. Current scene invalid! The world has become chaotic. Challenge failed. Please try again.]

Lou Shan looked around at his uneventful surroundings, curled his lips, and scoffed disdainfully. "Hah."

Ten seconds later, order collapsed in the modern city around him. A corner of a skyscraper came crashing down, and a colossal beast's claw dropped from the sky, slamming him dead on the spot.

From a distance, Yu Zhao witnessed the whole thing and fell silent.

Yu Zhao: I think...

System: [Warning. Please don't hesitate.]

Yu Zhao: This teammate...

System: [Please don't hesitate.]

Yu Zhao: Let's get a different one.

System: [Beep. Current scene invalid!]

Yu Zhao: ...

[The current world has become chaotic. Challenge failed. Please try again.]

Ten seconds later.

Yu Zhao was dead.

#I Don't Want This Teammate, I Just Didn't Have a Choice#

#A Thousand Ways to Die in a Chaotic World#

[Reader's Guide and Content Warnings]

1. The main character is the gong. A silly comedy. Just have fun with it.

2. Warning: The author has no idea what they're going to write. At any rate, neither the gong nor the shou will be remotely serious. There's no logic; this is a work of pure self-indulgence. There will probably be bugs, and I'm too lazy to fix them _(:з"∠)_

Theme: Life is about continually striving forward and challenging yourself.