Uller Zoldyck's goal in life is to lie in a pile of chocolate balls, with plenty to eat and drink, and both a cat and a dog by his side.
But now he has his chocolate balls, along with creatures that might be a cat and a dog... So why are they always at each other's throats?
Uller: This family is beyond saving. Only one of the three of us can survive.
"Hey~ Why not just keep one? The kitty's really well-behaved. It's that dog causing all the trouble."
"You bastard! Who are you calling a dog?!"
The person writing this is bored. (.)
P.S. The first two chapters describe the protagonist's personality a little, explain his abilities, and set up a thread for the story later on. (Honestly, you can probably skip them?)
Theme: A ridiculous comedy. Just have fun.
The protagonist feels so hypocritical! Killing people while feeling guilty at the same time. Since they have already been killed, then go ahead and kill them. Why should you feel guilty?
Looks good~ The fried chicken looks good!
Big~It's been almost two months~
It will be a month tomorrow, is it time to update?
Dazai is really a scary boy who knows how to make trouble for himself.
… Yamada Ichiro alert
What a great write-up by my wife! Come on!!
Collect all the cats and dogs!!! Hey hey hey
Is it bad to have a straight mentality while doing gay things? 23333
It was originally given to me 2333