[Starry-Eyed] Hey, you there, all alone? Want to try our online dating starter pack? Just tap a button and finding a partner is easy. Good looks, money, everything you could want.
[Flips Table] This isn't what was advertised. False advertising.
[Lights Cigarette] Tsk, the gap between online dating and reality is like the gap between you in your dreams and you now. Kid, you should know all about that, right?
[...]
Ordinary, ambitious, goofy shut-in, poor gong X rich, spoiled, secretly seductive, drop-dead gorgeous B shou
Younger gong
Coming Soon:
Title: Gong-Focused Livestream [Quick Transmigration]
[System]: Our scan confirms that you have remained a virgin for eighteen lifetimes, breaking the universe's record.
Xu Xiaobai: Ah, so I've been miserable not just in this life, but for the past eighteen lifetimes too.?
[System]: Let me finish. There are too many shou-focused stories in this world, and gong fans are furious. Their resentment is growing. And you, for eighteen lifetimes in a row, have had a gong's heart (and failed). Fortunately, you have a strong will, so...
Xu Xiaobai: Get to the point.
[System]: Complete the following livestream tasks with a satisfaction rating of at least 80%, and in every life after this you'll have a chance to lose your virginity.
Xu Xiaobai: I agree, I agree.
Xu Xiaobai: Wait, why are there so many options? I get emperor gong and general gong, but why is there eunuch gong...
[System]: This is a five-star difficulty story. We don't recommend it for a beginner's first choice.
Xu Xiaobai: Hold on, why are there ghost gong, mecha gong, and tentacle gong, too? Explain...
[System]: We can connect seamlessly to all planes, so don't worry. These are second-tier stories and will only unlock after you level up.
Xu Xiaobai: How many tiers are there in total?
[System]: Five.
Xu Xiaobai: ...
Theme: Finding true love through online dating
This article did not enter V. I admire the author's spirit and ended it. I am very grateful to the author for his selfless contribution to this article.
Dear author, please come back quickly and continue to finish writing the extra chapter.
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I rarely leave comments on articles. I was browsing my comments some time ago and saw this article again. I couldn't help but review it again. 😍 😍 is totally on my point. Does my wife still write new articles after so many years? [Let me be healthy]
It's really nice. I hope the author can write a new article and save it~ Actually, I'm quite curious about why Xiao Liao likes Shang Zhouzhou.
The character of Shou and Gong is getting worse and worse...
It was a good read. I finished it overnight. I hope my wife will write a new article??
It's so beautiful, I couldn't help but smile while reading the article
Very well written.
It's really beautiful! The plot develops very quickly but everything feels like a matter of course!!