My Drama Queen Boyfriend Keeps Pretending to Be a Newbie in Escape Games

Xie Jiu is a genuine lunatic, the kind who's actually been in a psychiatric hospital.

He closes his eyes, opens them again, and finds himself in an escape game.

While everyone else is struggling to stay alive, Xie Jiu has already tried every outrageous trick in the book, showing everyone why a lunatic always comes out on top.

He even accidentally picks up a boyfriend.

On the surface, he's all weak and delicate, begging for a hug. In secret, he throws punches and knocks out all kinds of NPCs.

When the two meet, they become the biggest bug in the escape game.

NPCs: We're tired. We're really tired. Please, give us a break!

Xie Jiu: Another peaceful day in the world.

Qi Yu holds out a hand without a single scratch on it. "I'm hurt. It hurts."

Xie Jiu: It's getting cold. Let's destroy this instance.

1v1, happy ending, gong-centered

A doting, fiercely protective, utterly deranged gong vs. a drama-loving, two-faced, mischievous shou

[No switching couples! I just want little Qi Yu to be spoiled wherever he goes. You know what I mean~]

A newbie is trying to be cute.

Upcoming story: My Will to Survive Disappeared After I Transmigrated into a Book. Please add it to your favorites!

[No mpreg! No mpreg!]

Luo Tang is bound to a System and transmigrates into a book. He becomes a minor character who disguises himself as a woman and sneaks onto a luxury cruise ship to steal jewelry, only to get caught and fed to the sharks.

At the scene of his failed escape, there's a shark behind him and Yan Qing in front of him, the notorious living king of hell from the book.

The System shoves two huge options in front of Luo Tang: Option one, get fed to the sharks. Option two, cling to someone powerful.

Luo Tang: I want to die. No need to save me. I'll take option one!

System: The Host has not made a choice. Option two will be executed by force.

Luo Tang: Huh? What the heck?

By the time he comes to his senses, he's already clinging to the living king of hell.

System: Option one, accuse Yan Qing of being a heartless cad who got you pregnant and won't take responsibility. Option two, improvise.

Luo Tang: Two, two, two! I want to die, thanks!

Unexpectedly, Yan Qing pulls him into his arms and says gently, "Why are you throwing a tantrum again? It's not good for the baby, you know?"

Luo Tang: Huh? What kind of bizarre development is this? Could you think straight for once? He's a man. How could he have a baby?

Later, Luo Tang realizes the System's options are just there for laughs, because Yan Qing never follows the script.

What's more, this living king of hell really treats him like a pregnant woman, making him eat all kinds of supplements whether he wants them or not.

Luo Tang runs away again and again, but every time he's caught and dragged back. Yan Qing smiles in a way that sends chills down his spine. "Run again and I'll break your legs."

Luo Tang thinks he might as well just die.

Three years pass, then another three. Word gets around that the living king of hell's partner is still expecting.

The bigwigs of City A flip their tables. What is this, is he carrying a Nezha? If he doesn't give birth soon, they'll go bankrupt from all the supplements they've sent!

Luo Tang: I'm a man, thanks. I couldn't give birth even after three hundred years.

A domineering CEO gong who hides a dagger behind his smile and is a cunning old fox vs. a shou who transmigrated into a book, was forced to dress as a woman, and has no will to survive

Theme: Human nature is fundamentally good.