Snake Demon, Please Help Me

Even though his yin-yang eyes have caused him plenty of trouble since childhood, the truly unfortunate events only began after a snake demon moved into his home... Flirtatious, conceited, gloomy, boring, greedy, unwilling to lose out, always looking to take advantage... In short, this guy has the worst karma imaginable. He keeps shouting that he’s going to kill me, and yet... I really can’t seem to live without him. Damn it, author, I’m telling you, I don’t want to be the protagonist of some danmei novel! I like women!!!