[Crossover: Bungo Stray Dogs] How Can I, a Blind Fool, Save You, You Absolute Idiot?

What's it like to accidentally land in Yokohama, then have your own artificial idiot "draw the curtains right in front of you"? Shi Yu: A question for you, guys. The world feels so purely dark that even my soul has been elevated a little (my smile is getting more and more deranged). Mini skit: Shi Yu: I'm blind, terrible with a gun, and my only ability is healing. I'm weak, pitiful, and helpless. Dazai: I'm an idiot, my hand-to-hand skills are mediocre, and my only ability is nullification. I'm weak, pitiful, and helpless. Everyone: Get lost! Poisonous mushroom mini skit: Osamu Dazai: Come on~ Let's have some fun together~ Atsushi Nakajima: Mr. Shi Yu! Help! Mr. Dazai ate poisonous mushrooms again!!! Shi Yu covers his face and sighs: I must've been blind (literally) to fall for this guy in the first place. The serious blurb in one sentence: Life is a journey toward death. Thankfully, you're there along the way. Reader notes: 1. Primarily Bungo Stray Dogs, with a crossover with Detective Conan and K (tentative). Lots of personal headcanons. 2. Original male lead: powerful but blind, paired with Osamu Dazai. 3. OOC warning (I'll do my best to avoid it). 4. Starts before the Dark Era and is expected to end before the Armed Detective Agency era. 5. Revised from time to time. Theme: Love life