I Married a Lovesick Cross-Dressing Handsome Man

A cross-dressing female general X a lovesick man who dresses as a woman Weightlifting champion Lu Qiao is transported into the body of an illegitimate son of a wealthy merchant family, a girl disguised as a boy. The mistress of the household dislikes her, and her elder sister schemes against her, leaving her in an awkward position. The original owner was good for nothing, a wastrel above all else, and was betrothed by imperial decree to Qinghe County Princess, the shame of the imperial clan. Lu Qiao presses a hand to her forehead. Though she can lift a cauldron and hit a target a hundred paces away, marrying a wife, charming her, and treating her well are so hard! * Chu Ge had a tragic upbringing. Before he was born, his uncle killed his father and took his mother as a consort. From the moment he was born, Chu Ge had to pretend to be a girl to stay alive. He struggled through life in the palace until he was fifteen, then married a wastrel, an illegitimate son of a merchant family. Everyone was waiting to laugh at them. Who could have guessed that the wastrel would abandon literature for military service, become a brave and formidable warrior, achieve great things, and make his name known throughout the land, rising to the highest ranks of the court? He doted on the county princess alone and took no other wives or concubines. Just as everyone was envying them, the county princess suddenly died of an illness. Heartbroken, the general submitted a memorial asking to retire. The new emperor went mad and pinned him against the desk in the Imperial Study. “I forbid it! In this life, the next life, and every life after that, you can only stay by my side!” One person, one lifetime, one partner. Whoever lets go first is a dog. First line: I don't mind that my wife is as tall as a mountain. Second line: I don't mind that my husband is as flat as a plain. Horizontal scroll: We'll make do. What else can we do, get divorced? Reader's notes: 1. This is a hodgepodge set in an alternate world. Don't nitpick the details. 2. I don't even know what kind of story this is. Writing it had me smiling like an auntie the whole time. Take a look at my new story, currently updating! Born into the imperial family, the refined and handsome little prince Jian Chun is the dream Omega of the entire interstellar world. He has plenty of suitors, but not one of them has become his partner. Because Jian Chun has a secret preference: He likes stealing other people's partners. But every time, before he's had enough fun, they break up with their partners and come after him. How boring. Then Jian Chun meets Lu Xing, a top-tier Alpha at the Imperial Military Academy. Seeing how attentively she cares for her partner, Jian Chun falls for her like crazy. But no matter how he tries to flirt with her, Lu Xing remains unmoved. Unwilling to give up, Jian Chun tries harder with every setback, and in the end, he gets himself caught in his own trap. To claim the position of lord, Lu Xing enters a fake marriage and takes part in a survival competition on a desolate planet. With the help of a technology System, everything goes smoothly, except that the royal prince refuses to focus on the competition and keeps clinging to her. He also keeps saying strange things. “Lu Xing, I'm so upset. Can you keep me company?” “I'm so jealous of your partner, Lu Xing. If anyone treated me like that, I'd give everything I have.” “Mingyou, Lu Xing and I are just friends. Please don't get the wrong idea.” Faced with the prince's plaintive gaze, her fake partner stares at her and silently begs Lu Xing for help: Hurry, brother, say something! Lu Xing tells Jian Chun solemnly, “I don't make friends with Omegas. You're too weak.” They would only distract her from the competition. Theme: Love of country and family