[Bungo Stray Dogs] Yokohama's Number One Drama Queen

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Yokohama is full of urban legends.

They say that eight years ago, a Port Mafia executive defected after getting Chuuya Nakahara drunk, filming him hugging a pillar like it was a microphone while dancing and singing "Gokuraku Jodo," and sharing the video.

They say that six years ago, a government employee defected after someone pulled the main power plug during a department-wide project that had kept everyone working through the night for three months, making all their work go to waste and driving them to despair.

They say that five years ago, an ability user joined the Guild, discovered that the grapes they were eating had grown inside a human body and the octopus teppanyaki had been cut from another member, and defected.

They say that four years ago, a newcomer joined the Decay of the Angel. On the seventy-eighth time they opened a cup of instant noodles and found Nikolai's head inside, they finally snapped, replaced all of Dostoevsky's white hats with green ones, and defected.

They say that three years ago, the Armed Detective Agency hired a new member who, unbelievably, still hasn't defected after three years.

Wait, why "unbelievably"?

My name is Asou Ken, an ordinary ham.

I've held jobs as an underground group's executive, a government office wage slave, a Guild temp worker, and a disposable member of Mickey's House of Horrors, among others.

I'm currently an ordinary member of the Yokohama Armed Detective Agency.

Pleased to meet you.

Theme: Causing trouble.