Losing to the Little Yellow Ball

Looking for a cute pre-save:

"My Girlfriend Always Works at Her Job During Our Dates". Pairing: Atobe

A new post has just appeared on an online forum:

Title: My friend's girlfriend keeps taking me on dates to the places where she works. What should I do?

Post 1: ...That's a lot to take in. Let Post 2 handle this.

Post 2: Post 2 can't do it. Let the next post handle this.

Post 3: Well, you should get your friend to eat some vegetables.

Post 4: What are you waiting for? Make a move! It's so obvious! Steal your friend's girl!

Post 5: The person above is right.

Yushi Oshitari raised both hands. "I swear, I only left out two words when I typed it."

--Blurb below

Complete. Please don't derail the comments. Pairing: Mura.

"I'm sorry, but I can't betray my teammates' dreams. Let's break up."

My name is Kiri Kujima. I'm a beautiful high school girl in the prime of my youth, and my long-distance relationship with my boyfriend, which started in our first year of high school, lost out to a tiny yellow ball.

A tiny. Yellow. Ball.

Hello? Am I not prettier than a ball? Huh???

Reader advisory:

1. Includes mystery plots.

2. The logic serves the story. The female lead has some issues, but she's working hard to grow.

3. A crossover of tennis, Detective Conan, and Durarara!!

4. The Conan timeline is chaotic, so please don't scrutinize it.

5. Weibo: @CangcangIsNotAZombieAccount

Theme: Be direct when you're in love.