The Soldier King Cries Every Day

@Little Writer Tang Yu

Delicate, sickly straight guy uke (pfft) x cowardly, goofy seme (not really), age gap with the seme younger, plot-driven.

The male-oriented military champion Yin Chu dominated the battlefield, fierce as a rabid dog. Then one day, a single misstep sent his soul into a long-destroyed Earth. When a bunch of little brats cornered him in the bathroom and kicked and punched him, the champion thought, I'll turn the tables on them with a classic face-slapping move!

But it was all for nothing...

His imagination was grand, but reality was harsh. When the champion opened his new mouth, he burst into tears, sobbing and whimpering.

Yin Chu: "????"

Wait, who the hell came up with this garbage character setup?

In a nutshell, this is the sad (hilarious) story of a military champion who thinks he'll be the one slapping faces, but always ends up getting slapped instead...

Ji Ling, the little tyrant of the military academy, initially looked down on the history teacher who cried all the time. That is, until Teacher Yin... started playing dungeons with his life on the line?

All right, you're a guest here, so I'll humor you.

1. The uke thinks of himself as the seme's life mentor, but the seme only wants to sleep with him.

2. The seme and uke may have different ideals, but they ultimately reach the same destination.

3. 1v1, everyone ships the couples.

4. The seme isn't a bad guy. Don't be fooled by appearances.

5. Also known as "The Growth Story of a Goofy Hero" or "Is the Military Champion Showing Off Today?"

6. The future weapons in this story are based on flights of fancy. I can't guarantee they'll be scientifically sound, so please don't mock the author for being ignorant (trying to look serious).

7. The military champion will regain his own body later on and embark on another great pioneering endeavor (laughing uncontrollably).

8. Updates every day at 20:30.

Theme: A hero's path to growth