[JoJo's Bizarre Adventure] I Got Stronger by Playing Pinball

I am a lazy fish with no feelings. My parents are lazy fish with no feelings, too. Then my irresponsible parents dumped me in Egypt, and a vampire set its sights on me. Don't lazy fish have human rights? Huh?! (screams like a groundhog) Shocking! Egyptian vampire does something like this to a young man... I'm off to work for UC tomorrow. Sigh. To be honest, I, Sato Shizuka, have a dream... To defeat vampires and become a lazy-fish superstar!!! No one can stop me from slacking off!! No one!!! I'm terrible at writing blurbs. Garbage prose, idiotic plot. The protagonist is a lazy fish who plays the fool while hiding his strength (?). So he's very passive (in both senses). The romance is garbage too, because this clueless author can't write it. First-person narration. CP undecided, we'll see where the mood takes us. No angst. We've been rigorously trained, and nothing can make us write angst. Regular updates √ (My danmei-fanboy story next door is open for preorders. Won't you check it out, everyone? Please~) Theme: Life is beautiful