Coming soon: The Heartless Dao Patriarch Transmigrates into a Mary Sue Novel
Synopsis:
Reborn at sixteen, just a month after her wealthy biological parents brought her home, Xia Chenxi binds herself to a Study-to-Wealth System.
This time, she's determined to make lots of money so she can pay for treatment for her grandmother, who loved her most in her previous life but died because she couldn't afford surgery. She'll watch out for the fake heiress and her biological younger brother, and make sure they can't successfully frame her! She won't be heartbroken over the parents who kicked her out in her last life, either. Most importantly, she'll stay away from Qin Yifeng, the woman-chasing scumbag, so the fake heiress can't disfigure her again.
System: "Please recite and write out The Road to Shu. Complete the task to earn 100 yuan."
After her savings reach 10,000 yuan:
System: "System upgrade successful. All study rewards are doubled."
After her savings reach 100,000 yuan:
System: "System upgrade successful. Investment and wealth management features added, providing the Host with a range of high-return, low-risk investments!"
Xia Chenxi: ￥-￥ Let's start with a small goal: make a hundred million!
But Xia Chenxi forgot that at this point in her previous life, she'd just confessed to Qin Yifeng, the fake heiress's secret crush.
Qin Yifeng, the acknowledged heartthrob of First High, always ranked first in his year and was extremely handsome, with a cool, aloof look. In her previous life, Xia Yanran brutally slashed Xia Chenxi's face because of him.
Back then, the boy had turned her down without hesitation, his expression indifferent. "I don't like idiots."
This time, Xia Chenxi became the top student and knocked the heartthrob off his throne.
In front of the noticeboard, the heartthrob Qin Yifeng stopped Xia Chenxi. "I'll go out with you."
Xia Chenxi: "Sorry, I don't like people who are dumber than me, either."
Qin Yifeng: ???
From then on, the heartthrob tossed and turned night after night, racking his brains over how to match his crush's score and get a couple's score.
Next up: The Heartless Dao Patriarch Transmigrates into a Mary Sue Novel
Ji Wu, the number one in the Three Realms and a cultivator of the Heartless Dao, accidentally falls into a Mary Sue novel where everyone adores the heroine while ascending. She loses all her magic and becomes a doomed cannon-fodder character who keeps pestering the heroine and all sorts of powerful men. She's a little-known celebrity, blacklisted across the internet, with labels like "lazy on variety shows," "terrible acting," and "bad temper."
Ji Wu: Being cannon fodder is great. This honored one loves being a cannon fodder nobody loves!
Suddenly, someone tugs at her pant leg. Ji Wu looks down and meets a pair of watery eyes. "Mommy, I'm hungry!"
Ji Wu: ???!
Ji Wu has never looked after a child. To keep cultivating the Heartless Dao and earn a little money for formula, she does the unexpected, and viewers discover that Ji Wu, who used to stir up trouble and get scolded for it, has changed.
On a variety show, the men and women are supposed to pair up to farm as part of a dating program. She bends over and plants rice seedlings by herself.
A male guest, desperate for some interaction, runs over, only to hear her quietly counting: "One seedling, two seedlings, three..."
In the end, she grows an ordinary-looking spirit plant from the Immortal Realm.
The show's rice-growing expert is stunned by the yield, Ji Wu receives an award from the Chinese Academy of Sciences, and the dating show gets replayed over and over on the Central Agricultural Channel.
Haters: ???
The filming crew heads into the snowy mountains, where conditions are harsh. When the original heroine falls ill, Ji Wu, protected by her cultivation, jumps into a snowy lake to film difficult action scenes. Afraid the heroine will hold up the production, she even gives her some spiritual energy.
Haters watch behind-the-scenes footage of the two acting like close sisters: ???
The powerful men also realize that the lapdog who said she loved them most is nowhere to be found.
Powerful Man A: Where is she? Just yesterday she said I was the first person she wanted to see after work.
Powerful Man B: She promised to spend the weekend with me, and I haven't even turned her down yet!
Powerful Man C: I never said you couldn't be the new female lead in this show. Come back!
Later, Ji Wu becomes a Best Actress with tens of millions of fans who support her career. When a production crew livestreams a surprise visit, they find her soothing a pretty, delicate boy.
"Formula is so hard to afford. Mommy should teach you how to cultivate immortality instead. You don't need to eat when you're cultivating."
The boy quietly takes out a black card. "...Mom, if it's too tiring, you can quit. Your son is making money now. Take this and spend it."
Powerful Man A: ??? My son!
Powerful Men B and C: Pah, he's mine!
Fans: Pah, he's ours!
Theme: Study hard and improve every day
Next, not only do you have to pay attention to your face, but you also have to pay attention to your body. It's so tiring.
Posting photos of your abs to seduce girls?!
I feel that the heroine is very humble. She is the most cowardly among the real daughters I have ever seen. She actually reconciled with her family. I personally feel that there is no need to forgive them.
Looking through the records today, I found that I haven't read this book in the past few days. I only read 98% of it when I looked at it, so I quickly made up for it.
The ending felt so rushed.
As expected, a top student even has to study that stuff.
Is it going to end so soon?
Punch in, Punch in, Punch in, Punch in, Punch in, Punch in, Punch in, Punch in
Damn, you are a typical driver who drives high and walks low.
It felt like it ended in a hurry? It was too fast. I thought I would write about my college life and my post-work life. But I have started a new article. Come on.