The Crime Expert Goes Wild on a Dating Show

[Complete. Revision work will begin whenever it begins. Over 70,000 words of bonus chapters. Please leave a five-star review.] After dying in the line of duty, criminal psychology expert Jiang Mixue wakes in another world as a disgraced actress who shares her name. When she wakes, the whole internet is mocking her, and her agency has decided to give up on her. They send her to a dating reality show as an observer, hoping she'll contribute whatever little she still can. On the show, Male Guest No. 1 is gentle, polite, and charming. The other observers and viewers: Men who respect women like this are so rare! Jiang Mixue: His eyes darted to the right whenever he said he was single, and he kept unconsciously touching his ring finger. Cameras 1, 5, and 7 caught him checking his phone five times. He must be married. Afterward, the wife of Male Guest No. 1 came forward and exposed him as a cheating scumbag who had secretly married her and abused her. On a date, Male Guest No. 2 told his crush an inspirational story about how he had worked hard in the mountains to study and make it to college. The other observers and viewers: This is so moving! Lingling, make sure you treat him well from now on. Jiang Mixue: Right? Eight sentences, 235 words. He paused six times, repeated the same information three times, and glanced upward unconsciously eight times. It's so touching how hard he worked to make that story up. Afterward, Male Guest No. 2 was exposed for stealing someone else's place at a prestigious university, wearing designer brands while claiming poverty grants. Male Guest No. 3... Male Guest No. 3 packed his bags and ran overnight! Netizens: Is this show called The One That Makes Your Heart Flutter or No One Survives? Later, Jiang Mixue dug up a body while filming a survival reality show, caught a wanted fugitive while shooting a movie, and brought home smuggled artifacts after attending an event overseas... #WhatVillainCanEscapeJiangMixuesEyes #HeardTheACityPoliceDepartmentGaveSisterJiangABanner #SisterJiangMyOneAndOnlyAcrossTheInternet Reader's Guide: 1. The heroine has practically supernatural powers of observation and lie detection (?!) 2. People with professional training can evade human or machine lie detectors in real life, or at least reduce their accuracy. Lie detectors are about 70%-80% accurate. The information on microexpressions and related topics in this story mainly comes from online sources. The heroine is 100% accurate because the author gave her a cheat ability (nodding firmly). 3. The author is obsessed with revisions and additions. The final polishing of the complete story is slowly getting underway. The only official version is on Jinjiang. 4. None of the entertainment-industry characters or plotlines are based on real people. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. 5. No idea why this got deleted when I revised the blurb, but thanks to the wonderful Bs for the character cards!! Check out my upcoming story, Let Criminal Investigation Be Great Again [Studying in the US]. Find it in my author profile. Here's the blurb: What is it like to be a Chinese law student studying abroad? Xie Xinjian: Thanks for asking. I woke up in America. My family's bankrupt, my parents have fled, finals are in two weeks, and I haven't passed CET-4. The good news is, my kind landlord saw I couldn't pay rent and got me a part-time job at his detective agency, letting me work off my debt. The bad news is, the agency's main business is catching cheaters, taking surreptitious photos, finding lost dogs, and helping undocumented immigrants who only speak Spanish get their unpaid wages. It doesn't look like the business will last long. Things changed when I took on a client investigating her husband's affair. She was worked up, waving her husband's thong with a hole in the crotch and cursing that the bastard must be having an affair with his male boss, since he was the one being topped. I awkwardly tried to stop her, but the moment I touched it, an image appeared in my mind: a man tiptoeing around and hiding under a bed. And he didn't look like either the husband or the male boss in the photos the client had provided. #HowDidAnAffairTurnIntoACaseOfTrespassing #WaitWhyCanISeeThis #IActuallyHaveAGoldenFingerForSolvingCases #GiveMeARaiseYouHaveToGiveMeARaiseRightNowImGoingToShowMyBossWhoTheTopSleuthAtHisAgencyIs Theme: Fight evil and uphold justice