A certain Dazai had terrible luck with his guardian. At fourteen, he forged documents to keep the guardian out of trouble. At fifteen, he joined the underworld and worked as a child laborer. The only thing his guardian ever did well was arrange a marriage for him. After finally working his way into management, his friend was forcibly taken offline by the guardian, so he decided to take his friend's advice and defected. As expected, his wife and child were gone.
Armed Detective Agency Dazai: The shorty is running away. What do I do? Please help, it's urgent.
The legendary wife -> Port Mafia executive Nakahara Chuuya: Who's your wife, you bastard? Don't just say things like that, Dazai! (Dagger warning)
The legendary child -> Last Order: Does Misaka have two daddies? Misaka tilts her head and asks Papa Chuuya in a puzzled voice.
Theme: Soukoku is real.
