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Wen Xiaorou transmigrated into a book and became a glorified plot device, the kind who plays matchmaker and brings the female lead together with her love interest.
Wen Xiaorou took one look and thought: No way am I doing that! Since this is my first time transmigrating into a book, I have to turn things around and become the one in charge.
Open a shop, do business, make delicious food, get rich and live the life of a winner. What could be better?
As a modern person, surely I know a thing or two about the hundreds of episodes of family dramas I've watched. Easy.
The wicked mother-in-law? She has to go!
The nasty relatives? I'll take them on!
The sworn enemy? I'll crush them!!
But it turns out her uncle and aunt are actually good people? The wicked mother-in-law is a good person too? And the female lead doesn't like the male lead?
Did I pick the wrong fight???
Fine, then. In a period novel, if I'm not fighting, what am I supposed to do? Just then, the System yelled: [Host, stop adding drama! Just cook and fall in love, okay?]
Coming soon
"Madam, You're Only Three and a Half"
4.14 (Screenshot taken) A car accident caused He Xiao to switch bodies with her husband, while her husband transmigrated into the body of her three-and-a-half-year-old niece, Xiaobao.
Her husband doesn't want to go to kindergarten.
He Xiao: "Xiaobao, you're still a child! You have to go to school."
Her husband wants ice cream.
He Xiao: "Little kids can't eat too much ice cream or they'll get cavities. Let Big Sis take care of the source of temptation for you."
Her husband wants hot pot.
He Xiao: "Xiaobao, you're still a child! You can't eat hot pot. Let go of that hot pot. Big Sis will handle it!"
Cheng Jie: "Then what am I supposed to eat?"
He Xiao promptly produces a baby bottle: "Little kids should drink milk!"
Cheng Jie, now her husband, put up with it for ages. Then one day, karma finally caught up with him. Cheng Jie returned to his own body, while He Xiao became his three-and-a-half-year-old niece.
Cheng Jie: "Madam, you're only three and a half! Little kids shouldn't stay up late..."
Cheng Jie: "Madam, you're only three and a half! Little kids shouldn't get beauty spa treatments..."
Cheng Jie: "Madam, you're only three and a half! Little kids shouldn't get addicted to video games..."
Cheng Jie: "Madam, you're only three and a half! Little kids shouldn't buy Armani, Givenchy, Saint Laurent, or LV..." He Xiao angrily slapped the table. "I can't do this, I can't do that. Can't I have any fun at all?"
Cheng Jie: "You can! You deserve a Barbie doll."
He Xiao: "..."
Coming soon, part two, "Madam's Gone Mad Again"
3.5 Madam Mo hit her head in an accident, and woke up acting strangely. Her young husband was the one who suffered for it.
Mo Yanyun: "Madam, who am I?"
An Ruyi: "A heartless cad! You went behind my back and took eighteen concubines, and then you even went to the pleasure quarters to flirt with that scheming cat. Is this how you repay me for leaving my family and father behind to become your poor, devoted wife?"
The pet Persian cat opened its innocent eyes wide and let out a meow.
Mo Yanyun: "Madam, take another look. Who am I?"
An Ruyi: "A thousand-year-old fox spirit! Ruyi, Ruyi, work your magic! Hey, where do you think you're going, demon? Take this, my Old Sun's cudgel!"
Mo Yanyun: "That's it. No need for treatment. It's getting chilly. Time to find a new wife."
An Ruyi: "Mo Yanyun, you ungrateful traitor who has forgotten your teacher and ancestors! I shall uphold justice and destroy you!"
Theme: Love
"You are so awesome..." This is a big bug for the author~
Is it actually over like this?
Why do I feel like this chapter looks so familiar?
Come on, come on, come on^0^~
How to say it (fourth tone). . . . . Forget it, let me comment Feifei
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