Continuation of the article "I made the villain cry and sing me children's songs". Please click the column to collect it~
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As a wolf demon, Jiang Yunhan failed to survive the tribulation and was knocked back to his original form.
So the great, elegant and noble Wolf King... Was picked back from the trash can.
In order to make a living, Jiang Yunhan had to pretend to be a husky.
Qiu Jinnian looked at the surprisingly obedient 'Erha' in front of him, and always felt something was strange: "You are too smart."
Jiang Yunhan felt like he was facing a formidable enemy: No, I have to disguise my identity!
So he ate a whole box of cat litter the next day, and Qiu Jinnian rushed him to the hospital.
Jiang Yunhan didn't even get through anesthesia, and he acted like a mentally retarded person with an evil and crazed expression:
Haha, see how powerful I am, human being! As long as I use my brain a little bit, I can make you kneel on the ground and beg me not to die! Tremble! Humans!
Qiu Jinnian: ... Lao Gong is a fool, throw it away :)
[Aloof mature veteran cadre x naturally stupid, naturally cute and well-behaved]
Continuation article "I made the villain cry and sing me children's songs"
Ji Lanyan, the horoscope is too light. If he is too ruthless, he will even kill himself. If he sticks it there, it will be like a 'soul-calling flag'.
Knowing that he only had a few days to live, he used all his wealth to arrange a flash marriage with a feng shui master who was very interested in money.
After marriage, Ji Lanyan started blowing out the lamp and pulling out the wax. But this Feng Shui master took a fancy to his extremely yin physique, so he changed his mind at the last minute and tied up Ji Lanyan, the 'soul-calling flag', and took him with him wherever he went.
The tool man Ji Lanyan was completely blown away, so he began to commit suicide.
A female ghost lay on his back: "Brother Tie Tie~Brother carry me on your back~"
He hugged the female ghost and said, "Are you going to suck my manhood! Quick! Suck it! Suck it hard! If you don't suck me to death today, don't even think about leaving!!!"
Female ghost: "... Brother, please be afraid, I'm not normal..."
Later, Ji Lanyan became so famous that ghosts would avoid him when they saw him. Sadako finally climbed out of the TV. When she saw Ji Lanyan on the opposite side, she sat back into the TV at the speed of light, breaking the screen.
A certain Feng Shui Mr.: "... What did I find?"
[Sick, weak and crazy criticizes beautiful women and is attacked by x society for fear of loyal dogs and illiterates]
Purpose: A poor young man strives to make progress and finally realizes his dream.
