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"The devil is crying and begging me to get out"
Ji Lanyan coughed up blood every day and looked like he would not live for a few more days.
In order to survive, he found a Feng Shui master to get married.
The gentleman's name is He Chi, he is pure and elegant, and he doesn't look like he can fight well.
After the marriage, Ji Lanyan's illness was completely cured, and she transformed from a sickly and delicate flower into a vigorous and vigorous man-eating flower.
In the haunted house, a female ghost lay on Ji Lanyan's back.
He Chi kindly reminded: "There is a girl..."
Ji Lanyan: "She is a little willful and a little arrogant?"
He Chi: ... Forget it, I don't want to cross Han Pi.
The female ghost blew a breath of cool air towards her breakfast, her grinning mouth full of fangs.
Ji Lanyan looked back and was happy:
"Damn, these female ghosts are all dressed up as men. They cost fifty yuan a day. If you don't believe it, just look at it."
After saying that, he went to take off the clothes of the female ghost sister.
"Ouch!!!"
That day, the female ghost was so frightened by her breakfast that she cried.
He / Super Power beat / Chi, raised his knife and slashed the ghost. Ji Lanyan was shocked:
"Master, you are so strong!"
"Master, you are so handsome!"
"Master, you are handsome and strong, why have you been single for so many years? Are you... Not good enough?"
He Chi: ... Do you want to try it? :)
[Funny, sick, weak and crazy, the beauty is attacked by the x white cutter and the black combat power is so high that the jealous jar attacks]
Small theater:
Ji Lanyan relied on his old skills to do something to the underage kid every day - getting tattoos (ghost-repelling charms) and forcing him to drink alcohol (glutinous rice wine).
It made the ghosts and resentments boil.
The Ghost King was so angry that he personally came out to teach Ji Lanyan how to behave: "You can ask me a question, and I will eat you after I answer it!"
Ji Lanyan: "Okay, what are the last 100,000 digits of pi?"
Ghost King:......
Ji Lanyan: "You carry it slowly, we'll run away first."
Ghost King: ... I'll knock in.
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Copywriting of this article:
"Mythical Beasts Want to Call Me Dad"
After Bai Ruochen graduated from his senior year, he was picked up by a company out of nowhere.
When he was immersed in the joy of finding a job, he didn't notice at all - the booth number was 404, and there was no shadow of the interviewer.
When Bai Ruochen realized something was wrong, it was too late.
The boss Ge Yansheng looked at Bai Ruochen with gloating eyes: "I hope you can survive the internship period alive."
Bai Ruochen came to his post fully armed as if facing a formidable enemy.
From that day on, sister A Piao became his frequent visitor, and sister Sadako became his deskmate.
Mr. Li Gui: "Xiao Bai, this evil spirit just killed it and it's still warm. How about a blow?"
Bai Ruochen was dumbfounded when he looked at the evil spirit that looked like hair and blood in Li Gui's hand.
Bai Ruochen: "I don't want the QAQ internship salary, I want to resign..."
[Whoever catches you with a mean mouth and a soft heart will explode with fury and attack. X is gentle, patient, diligent and thrifty. In the later period, his combat power will explode.]
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"Love rivals always want to rua me [ABO]" - Lu Niansheng
1.
Lin He did not expect that he and Jiang Cenfeng would break up at the same time in the same medical office building on the same day.
He turned into a canned herring, and the man named Jiang turned into a Buddha jumping over the wall. The doctor cried and drove both of them out.
2.
After Lin He was expelled from school because of his violent tendencies, his crush was entrusted to Jiang Cenfeng. From then on, the man named Jiang was both his love rival and his boss.
One time when Jiang Cenfeng came back from a mission, he smelled an extremely ecstatic smell and asked: Who is gathering people to eat shit?
Jiang Cenfeng was beaten five miles away by Lin He who was in estrus.
3.
Jiang Cenfeng had always disliked his little love rival, until one day he touched the big wings on Lin He's back and looked at the thin boy with a red face as he buried himself in the wings.
Jiang Cenfeng: ! Cute and miss RUA!!
4.
Lin He couldn't beat Jiang Cenfeng, but he could kick the wolf-like Jiang under the bed every day.
Lin He: If you don't want to be in heat today, why don't you start? (▼ヘ▼#)
Serving Instructions:
① The decathlon is both A and shady attack* The combat power is explosive and sensitive ② Sci-fi ABO, privately designed like a mountain
Intention: Study hard, and stay positive and optimistic in the face of adversity.
