Lu Qingtuan is a girl who embodies the socialist core values, a true revolutionary through and through.
One night, while walking home from work, she was hit by a System that fell from the sky!
From then on, she embarked on a life of drawing background music and acting like a meme.
When facing a crowd, one song, "Star of a Troubled Age," made her the brightest one there!
Her invincibility lasts five seconds. A truly, truly skilled swordsman only needs five seconds to solve every problem!
But in reality, five seconds isn't even enough time to spit! Better run for it!
When Lu Qingtuan meets Ximen Chuixue!
Sorry, we just met and now we have to say goodbye. Drop to your knees and call me Dad if you want to live longer!
How does a swordsman with five seconds of background music go from second-rate to first-rate?
Our goal is to survive our way into the first rank!
System: Next background track, "Son, Son, I'm Your Daddy!"
Lu Qingtuan: Now that's useful!
Chu Xiangshuai: Your perfume's on you, and it's my nose that's to blame!
The breathtakingly handsome monk: Ge ji ge ji ge ji ge ji!
Four Eyebrows: You're only slightly worse at singing than I am~
Everyone else: You people are seriously too much!
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