Western Crossover Collector's Code

Ers is a truly remarkable collector. Well, boasting about herself makes her feel a little embarrassed, but she really is different from other collectors.

Other collectors collect priceless antiques and jewelry.

But this collector gathers artifacts with the spirits of their eras and the will of cultures, and is utterly useless at everything else.

Her mission is to protect cultural relics, pass on civilization, fulfill the wishes of era spirits and cultural wills (...), and own a museum of cultural relics that truly belongs to her (emphasis added).

A certain empress: I hear you can grant my wish?

Ers: That's right! What would you like?

A certain empress: (Rubbing her hands together) Get me a few... No, a few dozen handsome young men...

Ers: (Coolly) Stop daydreaming in broad daylight.

A certain founding father: (Sincerely) I hope the Americas can be independent and free of darkness.

Ers: Um, Founding Father, you accomplished that wish two hundred years ago...

A certain founding father: (Smiling) Then I suppose I have no other wishes.

Ers: Founding Father, your love for all is truly selfless. Look at him, and then look at you.

A certain King of the Gods: I want every beautiful woman in the world! Goddesses or mortals, even demons will do!

A certain empress: ...

A certain founding father: ...

Ers: Your Majesty, come back! I was wrong, pwp.

This story is somewhat idealized, so proceed with caution if that's not your thing.

The timeline is all over the place and is based solely on the author's personal taste. Please don't flame me if you don't like it. It differs from the Marvel storyline, contains many original elements, and may be out of character, so please stay away if that bothers you.

(No pairings in this story. Some of the cultural relics mentioned were made up by the author. Any resemblance to real works is purely coincidental.)

Theme: Protect cultural relics and pass on civilization.