Wu Liuqi is just an ordinary barber who sells offal. His main business is selling offal, and he works part-time as a killer.
For example, when the killer's business is not good, he will sell beef offal in front of the elementary school; when the killer's business is good, he will go on a mission to make a little money.
... Of course most of the time he was selling offal.
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One day he met a beautiful girl with long flowing hair and bright eyes. To describe her with his limited vocabulary, she would be "beautiful".
The pretty girl has a hobby. She likes to eat beef offal and always takes care of Wu Liuqi's business.
Because she was generous and always gave a lot of money, Wu Liuqi was deeply impressed by her and at the same time tried to hook up with her and become a pretty girl kept by a rich woman.
The pretty girl rejected him.
Wu Liuqi pursued him relentlessly.
Finally Wu Liuqi succeeded.
Then he discovered that the pretty girl was a man. :)
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After learning the fact, Wu Liuqi watched the sunset with Dachun sadly all afternoon, and was finally woken up by Ji Dabao's slap.
Chicken Dabao hates that iron cannot become steel: he rushes to the street! As long as you become his sweetheart and have money, it doesn't matter whether he is a boy or a girl!
Wu Liuqi thought for a moment and felt that Ji Dabao was right.
Then he got together with a pretty girl.
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Many years later, Qi looked at the beautiful woman on his bed and fell into thinking:
Did Ji Dabao lie to him? This logic is not quite right.
Then he saw the beautiful girl patting the bed. He paused and ran over: What's wrong?
Pretty Girl: Sleep.
Qi (well-behaved): OK.
So I went to bed, hugged the beautiful girl, and went to sleep.
Logic and all that, never mind.
I just want my pretty girl.
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All in all, it's just a silly story. The pretty girl knew Qi before, but the relationship was... Emmm
Any resemblance in the end is purely coincidental.
The cross-dressing joke comes from the novel "Death Is Executed" by a big shot, but my story line is completely different from his. It's not plagiarism, so don't criticize me.
P. S. I highly recommend the above novel, it's really great! My wife is a fairy who can draw and write! I'm following her book!
Purpose: I love Wu Liuqi and want to write a book