A writer whose inspiration has run dry transmigrates into a story they once abandoned halfway through, and transforms into the blunt guy whose entire family gets wiped out in a purge, down to the last chicken!
No, no, Your Majesty, please hear my explanation!
Your humble servant didn't! I wasn't! Your humble servant won't listen!
Your humble servant is a perfectly good person!
Hey, what are you doing? Mmmph... The man gazed at the young court historian, whose eyes had turned red and whose body seemed to melt into a puddle, and laughed without restraint. He decided to live up to his reputation as a foolish tyrant.
"Hengheng, Brother Jiang, could you be a little rougher with me again?"
"No!"
"B-but, Brother, I want it again."
"...I'm done! I'm done! Your humble servant resigns!"
Two drama queens share the stage and act out their roles together. This is a sweet, silly little story about a scheming little cabbage forcing his own wife to change teams.
The truly, honestly, steel-straight male lead / the sly, devoted attack
The author, Xian, is ruthless and heartless, utterly devoid of romance. The writing style is extremely ridiculous and melodramatic. If you don't like it, please don't flame me. If you do like it, feel free to flame away.
I actually meant to write a serious palace-intrigue drama, but Zhen Huan and Ruyi didn't teach me how to behave, and the writing gradually went off the rails. I'm truly sorry.
Theme: A young man with the world in his heart, pursuing his ideals
