A scatterbrained loser who scrapes by in games and is a master of sarcastic commentary transmigrates into a harem novel, only to discover that he has become a woman! And that's not all: the original owner is engaged to a senior brother in the quest log, the novel's male lead blushes the moment he sees her, the mysterious eldest disciple under her tutelage is always eyeing her, and the Demon King keeps acting ambiguous toward him...
What kind of mess is this?! I only like women! I want to turn back into a man! I don't want to be turned gay! The scatterbrained protagonist howls at the sky.
At least he still has an adorable, sensible teenage girl as his disciple. Caught between those four people, the scatterbrained protagonist sees her and thinks he's been saved.
"My dear disciple, from now on, we can only depend on each other."
"Master, you said men and women should keep their distance." The little disciple looks at her with a serious expression.
System: Conditions met. Player's gender has been changed to male. Main character's affection has increased.
The scatterbrained protagonist turns to stone.
Note: Pronouns in this story indicate actual gender. "He" means male, and "she" means female.
Theme: He is the song and dance of the world, born for the floating clouds, playing for the floating clouds, turning through countless twists and turns, willing to be shattered to pieces, waiting only for the clouds that once sheltered him to turn back.
