Voice: Why Is Secretary Han Like This?

A warning in advance: The characters are seriously out of character, and by the end they may be so ruined even their own mothers won't recognize them. It's a goofy, chaotic comedy, though there may be angst and sweetness, and a wild brawl that lands everyone in prison for life.

If we open with Temptation of Going Back to the Village: When a Cinderella (a goofy girl) marries into a wealthy family (successfully wins him over): Mao Taijiu: "I'll love you dearly, Secretary Han... From now on, I want you by my side every day. You can't leave, understand? Our angel-like Jia Jing..." Their happy fairytale life turns into an illusion (do all lovers in this world end up as siblings?): Dear Ms. Han Shanlan (Mom): "Taijiu, this is your aunt's daughter." Mao Taijiu: "..." Female lead: "What kind of ridiculous soap opera is this? What do I do when my big brother loves me too much?" [Xu Wenzu: No, Jia Jing, I'm your brother...]

A selfish, narrow-minded husband (a deeply devoted, perverted boss): "Jia Jing, do you see? You can't leave me..." Female lead: "I'm just going out to buy something. Put the hammer down. You make life so exhausting every single day." The marriage she struggles to maintain (her diligently performed job) is completely shattered by the intervention of her good sister (her biological older brother, Xu Wenzu): Xu Wenzu: "Oppa wants Jia Jing to become just like him..." Female lead: "I don't think my boyfriend would agree..." Mao Taijiu: "No, it would be more interesting if Jia Jing became like that..." Female lead: ...

This work is also known as: "Did Your Boss Take Advantage of You Today?" "Did the System Screw You Over Today?" "His Private Life" "Why Is Secretary Han Like This?" "The Four Guys Who'll Spend Their Lives in Prison: I've Got Two of Them, Want Them?" "The System's Dirty Tricks Through the Years" "Two Champions (Xu Wenzu x Mao Taijiu) Can't Carry One Bronze Player (Han Jia Jing)"...

ONE: The System has added a required transmigration item for you. Ding! Your System has started digging a pit for you.

Female lead: Why are you making me date him?

System (Kengkeng): Don't you always say you want his body? Didn't you say a villain's features determine your values? Didn't you say you wanted a passionate, earth-shattering romance?

Female lead: You're forcing me to unleash my inner Zu'an personality! You're forcing me to spew profanities! You're fu, fu, fu

TWO:

1. Female lead: What else do I have besides a ten-thousand-in-ten-thousand chance of triggering a main character?

System (Kengkeng): You have an iron head. So, Host, you don't need to worry about the male lead smashing you to death.

Female lead: ...

2. Female lead (happily moving into her new home and visiting the neighbors, waiting for them to open the door): Hello! I'm new here! Let's get to know each other!

Jiang Quanjue: Hello...

Female lead: ...Sorry, I just realized I don't live here...

(Live here? Do I think my life isn't in enough danger already...)

3. Female lead: I'm moving!!!

System (Kengkeng): Sure, arranging it for you now. Your new home: Yinhui District.

Female lead: ...

Xu Wenzu: Darling, are you new here?

Female lead: ... (putting on a smile) Sorry to bother you~ My apologies~ Well, I'll be going now~

4. System (Kengkeng): Your job is executive secretary at a major company.

Female lead: (one second) How naughty~ (the next) What's the salary?

She arrives at the company entrance and sees the company name.

Female lead: Chengyun Transport?! [Come here, System. Be a good boy. Let Daddy twist your head off!]

4. Mao Taijiu: You're the new secretary?

Female lead: Yes...

Mao Taijiu: Secretary Han is very pretty... Would you make an even better collectible?

Female lead: ...

5. Seeing Da Yun at the police station:

Female lead (excited): Oppa! Oppa! Saranghaeyo!

Wu Xianhao: ...

6. Xu Wenzu: As long as you like it, darling, I can become anything.

Yin Zongyou: ...Please do something about your brother.

Female lead: Don't worry. Tell him to go upstairs and dance to "TT."

(A major instance of Li PD being forced to perform.)

THREE: A rundown of the System's dirty tricks through the years:

1. Identity: Han Shanlan's adopted daughter (P.S. Han Shanlan is Han Yinglan's younger sister and Mao Taijiu's aunt. She treats the female lead as her own child, not knowing the female lead knows she was adopted), and Xu Wenzu's younger sister (Xu Wenzu went to Quanyong Orphanage, but his little sister escaped).

2. A skill with a one-hundred-percent chance of triggering main characters: Go with Mom to the dentist, and guess who you meet... Move house and end up living across from the female lead. Mao Taijiu even installs surveillance cameras at home... Accidentally smash someone's laptop on the road... Guess whose it is... In the end, to round out the F4 for a game of mahjong, the other two get dragged out too...

3. Sometimes the System's punishments (assists) make her unable to control herself:

System: Three seconds left...

Female lead: No, why can't I move again? My body's out of control...

System: Two seconds left...

Female lead: Big brother, I was wrong. Stop! Don't walk any closer...

System: One second...

Mao Taijiu: Secretary Han? What's wrong?

In that one second, she walked toward him without a hint of hesitation, grabbed his tie, and pulled him down...

Mao Taijiu: ... (She's kissing me.)

Han Jia Jing: ... (System Daddy, I was wrong.)

Mao Taijiu: Secretary Han, do you know what you're doing?

Han Jia Jing: S... Surprise! Were you surprised? Were you shocked? Mr. President, I'm sorry... I was drunk... I'll resign right away...

Mao Taijiu: Is that so?

He walked toward her step by step, backed her into a corner, then slowly bent down...

Han Jia Jing: Mmmph, (He's kissing me! You bastard! I actually stuck out my tongue...)

[System: I amplify the Host's inner impulses, which is why you lose control. I only helped you act on a thought that briefly crossed your mind deep down...]

Theme: Give the characters you love a happy ending.