What Happens When a Burned-Out Office Worker Transmigrates Into a Book as Cannon Fodder

[Next novel: After the Cool Beauty Gets Paired with a Younger Top, please add it to your reading list 😘] *After dying from overwork, office drone Chi Jin wakes up in a world that fuses several novels, where he’s become the shared cannon fodder for every protagonist. Useful and affordable, he’s practically the Pinduoduo of cannon fodder In a wealthy-family melodrama, he’s the white-lotus heroine’s older brother. When the family business goes bankrupt, he refuses to marry into their enemy’s family in order to protect his sister. The enemy retaliates, and he ends up with a pair of silver handcuffs. Chi Jin: Oh, a pure prison-type role. In a showbiz body-double novel, he’s the loyal dog who charges into battle for the protagonist shou, only to be brutally taken out by the protagonist gong. The shou even takes the gong’s hand and tells him, “I’m sorry. I still love him.” Chi Jin: Huh? Not even an eye-candy role? In a reborn revenge power fantasy, he’s the white moonlight who keeps stringing the protagonist shou along, causing him to miss out on true love. After coming back to life, the shou runs straight to his true love without looking back, while Chi Jin is left full of regret! Chi Jin: I don’t dare open my eyes. I hope this is just a hallucination.jpg On top of all that, he’s the real young master in a wealthy-family mix-up who trips up the fake young master, and a guest on a variety show about toddlers who hurts a three-and-a-half-year-old and gets dragged by the entire internet…? Damn, are they going to keep shearing the same sheep forever? So When the protagonist shou of the body-double novel comes crying to him for comfort, Chi Jin immediately sets him up with a full slate of TV dramas, variety shows, and movies. If you’re lovesick, go build a career! When the fake young master runs away from home and tells him to take their parents back, Chi Jin immediately bundles him up and sends him home, then signs him up for a Tsinghua graduate-school prep course. Hit the books! Once your brain’s empty, you won’t have time to overthink! When the protagonist of the rebirth novel wants to sell his ancestral home to raise startup capital, Chi Jin waves a hand. “Fifty million. Just give me shares!” The villain in the tragic romance is a gloomy, ghostlike man with paralyzed legs, no living parents, and enough money to rival a kingdom? He’s looking for someone to marry him by contract, and he’ll give his spouse ten million a month! Chi Jin packs his suitcase in the middle of the night. “Honey, here I come!” *So far, his husband has paralyzed legs, rarely leaves home, gives him several unlimited cards to use however he wants after the wedding, and is destined to die young. Chi Jin: Honey, don’t worry. I’ll make sure I spend all your money for you. (Serious face.jpg) But, honey, why are you coming home more and more often? (Wailing as he pounds his aching lower back) *Since taking over the Jing family, Jing Zheng has had his fill of their revolting power struggles. He drags his crippled leg around, bored and waiting for the rest of his life to pass, until he marries an interesting wife. He can’t give him a great deal of love, so he can only give him a great deal of money. One day, the butler sighs. “The madam has started pinching pennies lately.” Jing Zheng falls silent. Later, at a Jing family board meeting, as everyone votes to replace the chairman, he rises from his wheelchair in full view of the crowd. #What do you do when your wife is too good at spending money? # #I guess I’ll just have to work harder to earn more. # ◆Written for straight readers◆ ◆The gong’s legs will be healed◆ ◆Same-sex marriage is legal; both are virgins 🌹◆ ◆A sweet, satisfying story. Come on in and enjoy =v=◆ [Below is a coming-soon story. Please add it to your reading list, dears 🥰🥰] [The Villain Is a Little Kid] *One day, four-year-old Kang Luo suddenly gets the contents of a book in his head. In the book, there’s another boy named Kang Luo, but he’s a bad kid who drives their mother to her death and causes his older brother to become disabled. Terrified, Kang Luo clutches the melon in his hands, grabs his passing big brother’s leg, and bawls. *Only after Kang the eldest brother dies does he learn that he’s merely a supporting character in a book, and that Kang Luo, who destroys the entire Kang family, is the villain. Reborn, he won’t give Kang Luo another chance. But it seems he’s come back a little too early. Kang Su looks down at little Kang Luo, who’s hugging his leg and crying his eyes out, his face expressionless. *Kang Luo’s full name is Kang Luo, but his nickname is Pigeon, because he especially loves roast squab. ovo Learning the plot of a book only scares Kang Luo for a little while. His brain isn’t very big yet, and after his big brother feeds him a piece of apple, he forgets all about it. Then little Kang Luo realizes that his big brother, who’s in the middle of his rebellious teenage years and usually ignores his younger siblings, has suddenly changed! Big Brother’s eyes look so scary when he looks at Pigeon! He must want my corn candy. Kang Luo secretly hides it in his palm. Big Brother’s still looking at me T^T. Did he figure out I ate one extra piece of candy today?! Kang Luo steps on his own feet, feeling terribly guilty. When his big brother grabs him by the back of the neck, he stuffs the sticky corn candy into his mouth, wraps his chubby arms around his brother’s neck, and whispers a deal. Big Brother can have all the candy, as long as he doesn’t spank Pigeon! His big brother looks at him gravely. “Kang Luo, no candy for a month!” *Kang Su has long since forgotten what Kang Luo was like as a child. He expects the kid to throw a tantrum, but the boy still doesn’t let go of him. Instead, he rubs his baby-soft cheek against him like a timid little animal and says in a tiny voice, “Big Brother, don’t be mad. Xiao Luo will be good.” #The story will focus quite a bit on the little kid# #Everyday family affection. The kid and the Kang family aren’t on the same household register; the CP is Big Brother Kang# Theme: Having a firm goal gives you strength!