#Sculpture####counterroutine#
Copywriting:
Dongfang Chen, the man who holds the lifeblood of the global economy.
One day, he got tired of it, so he bought through the time and space tunnel and traveled through the book. He entered a harem novel where the hero had three wives, and became the hero's secretary, an ordinary passerby with 500 mansions in his hands.
Dongfang Chen: I'm just here to support myself in old age.
The male protagonist is cowardly, stupid and useless.
But he felt silly, stupid and cute.
Oh, this damn love tastes so wonderful!
Love it~
Dongfang Chen: I am not old at all.
He tried every means and tricks, and even turned the three female protagonists into the male protagonist's best friends. Just when he thought everything was going to be fine and just had to hit the button, the male protagonist... He slipped into the book.
He also took over his identity and became the hegemon who holds the lifeline of the global economy.
And he became the illegitimate son of the legendary boss Wang of Tianliang King Po...
Dongfang Chen: "..."
I have something I don't know whether to say or not!
The male protagonist Long Long had a serious look on his face: Don't laugh, you don't look like him when you smile.
Dongfang Chen: Haha.
... Do you think I smile brightly? !
Note:
1: The copywriting is from the perspective of Gong (Dongfang Chen), and the title is from the perspective of Shou (Long Long)
2: Everything in this article is only applicable in the text. It is purely fictional and has no logic.
3: Pure sand sculpture text, full of all kinds of nonsensical spoofs, all kinds of boss-style routines and counter-routines are rampant
4: This article will be published in V on the 19th, starting from Chapter 27. Friends who haven't read it should speed up and rush!
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Tweet:
"The male idol will not divorce until the contract expires"
The plagiarists were too rampant and their careers were still successful. The person being plagiarized, Le Lekang, felt that he could not lose. He simply formed his own team to shoot a movie, determined to break up with the plagiarists!
In order to achieve absolute victory, Lelekang set his sights on his male idol, Ji Yunfan, the three-gold best actor. He hoped that Ji Yunfan could star in his male pig's feet.
Ran Goose——
After going through all kinds of hardships, Ji Yunfan looked at him lightly: "I refuse."
Later, by chance, Lelekang and Ji Yunfan met again because of a blind date.
Ji Yunfan was the first to offer the benefits: "I can star in your movie, but you have to deal with my family. The deadline is one year. After one year, we can get together and part ways. I don't like men who stalk me."
Lelekang thought about it and realized that this transaction was not a loss.
So the two signed a contract.
One year later.
When Lelekang was sorting out documents, he accidentally dug out the marriage contract that had been forgotten for a long time.
"..."
I almost forgot that we agreed to get married.
This is really... Great! A die-hard fan and a loyal idol, I have been sleeping for a year, that's enough!
However, Ji Yunfan refused to let go.
Ji Yunfan: "Don't even think about divorce! I won't let you go!"
Lelekang: "It's not up to you."
Ji Yunfan: "What's wrong with me? If you want a divorce, you have to give me a reason!" [As he spoke, he secretly hid the marriage agreement]
LeLekang: "The sizes don't match."
You may not know this, but every time I hear someone complaining about their boyfriend's youth, I am so envious that I shed tears of jealousy.
Ji Yunfan: "..."
I think I still exercise too little!
Note:
1: Everything in the article [all] [are] [fiction] [fiction] [fiction], [there is no] prototype.
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"He took it seriously after talking hard and attacking the business"
[Attack perspective]:
Even when Tianyang was beaten to death, he never imagined that one day he would be tricked to death by himself.
Acting in a drama about brotherly love, he actually had to do business with the other party, a business he once despised the most.
Friend A: "Beware of becoming Wan Chai."
Lian Tianyang was disdainful: "Are you kidding me? How could I become Wan Chai?"
After talking about the front foot, the back foot fell into the trap of CP fans.
I lie at the bottom of the pit every day and stretch my limbs. I edit videos and read humanities and fanart every day. I even think about the name of my future child.
Friend A: "You're miserable, you're in love!"
Lian Tianyang was disdainful: "Are you kidding me? How could I like him?"
Friend A asked: "Oh, would Guan Yu watch the edited video of his and Zhang Fei's fan art?"
Lian Tianyang: "..."
Friend A2 asked: "Would Guan Yu and Zhang Fei do this? Will he?"
Lian Tianyang: "..."
Friend A asked: "Why don't you speak? Is it because you don't want to speak?"
Lian Tianyang: "..."
[Perspective of view]:
Xia Zhi recently took over a group CP job.
As a workaholic, he is conscientious and unbiased, and thinks of ways to make CP fans happy every day.
It can be said that he is a well-known business expert in the CP industry.
He was very satisfied with his work ability and attitude, until he found that the eyes of his business partner Lian Tianyang were getting worse and worse.
Xia Zhi thought for a moment and understood.
He is inwardly involved.
As a result, Xia Zhi launched a greater offensive and completed the work more perfectly.
Until one day, Lian Tianyang confessed to him, and even said very coquettishly that he was gradually attracted to her because he was moved by his love.
Xia Zhi: "Ah, no, I don't like you."
Lian Tianyang denied Sanlian: "Impossible! Absolutely not! It's impossible for you not to like me!"
Xia Zhi: "... I really don't like you."
Lian Tianyang was shocked: "You were obviously still teasing me before!"
Xia Zhi was confused: "Aren't we in business?"
Lian Tianyang: "..."
Before admitting:
Xia Zhi looked at him and smiled softly.
Lian Tianyang (gave a sneaky glance, then immediately looked away) with a serious look on his face: "Please don't smile at me, thank you, I'm straight."
After acknowledging:
Xia Zhi looked at others and smiled softly.
Lian Tianyang: "..."
Why are you smiling at him? Why are you smiling at him? ? Why are you smiling at him? ? ?
I'm jealous! I'm jealous! ! I'm jealous! ! !
Look at me! Look at me! ! Look at me! ! !
Note:
1: Purely imaginary, no prototype, just imaginary, imaginary entertainment industry, all settings are for the plot
2: 1V1, HE
3: No children. As for "what's the name of the child?", It's just that Lian Tianyang is crazy.
Intention: Be strong in setbacks and move forward in adversity