I Shocked the World After Being Forced to Farm

[Advance collection of "The Big Bosses Are All My Acquaintances" and "After Reading the Book I Thought I Was Bankrupt", please collect it~Momojiu] When Yu Ci woke up, he was huddled on a branch twenty meters high. An unknown bird propped its legs above his head and said in a calm tone: "Look down, this is the country I have built for you." It is a pity that not a blade of grass grows in the land that is delivered to the door. Then, the strange bird gave him two choices. One, open up the thousands of miles of wilderness below into farms. Second, give him a tuoxiang as a friendly gift, and kick him down and break him into a tuoxiang. Yu Ci gingerly picked up the hoe and started the story of being forced to farm. * Yu Ci farmed diligently until one day, he found a crystal-white egg in the wilderness, and a handsome man hatched from it. When the other person is happy, the weather is bright and sunny, when he is angry, there are lightning and thunder, and when the other person purses his lips and is silent, there are dark clouds. Yu Ci: "?" - Qi Huai found that the boy who hatched him was always smiling at him recently, coaxing him gently and buying him clothes and desserts. As long as he asked, there was nothing he couldn't do. Later, Qi Huai found out. This man coaxed him just to use him as a humanoid temperature controller to make the crops on the farm grow better. Qi Huai: Scumbag. * On this day, the sun was hot and all kinds of plants on the farm were drooping. Yu Ci felt extremely distressed. He took Qi Huai's hand to discuss it and asked, "Can you cry? There is no rain here. The bigger the better." The other person held him down with a half-smile, "It's fine if I cry, but I can make you cry, no matter how loud it is." Yu Ci: "..." ———————— Continuation document: [The big guys are all my acquaintances] The Crown Prince of Daxia, Jiang Tang, is worth more than ten thousand people. He is young and does not do his job properly. He follows the imperial master every day and acts as a magic stick. Suddenly one day, he entered into a pornographic novel "The King's Little Wife". In "The King's Little Wife", there is a male supporting character Jiang Tang, who is bitchy and bitchy, a powerful green tea, who devotes himself to destroying the protagonist's emotional relationship every day. Later, netizens and anti-fans discovered that the 18th-tier actor who was not good at anything and was the best in being a monster was carrying a small stool and holding a sign to set up a stall under the bridge to tell fortunes. The king of heaven and his little wife were beside him, handing him water and beating his back. The little wife looked at Jiang Tang with her face in her hands and muttered: Prince, the sun is too hot, let's go home and rest. Jiang Tang felt that the most outrageous thing in his life was that after entering the novel, he discovered that some people looked really familiar. The protagonist Gong Shou looks like his eldest brother and good brother, the actor looks like his father, the professor looks like a tutor, and the boss looks like a prime minister. Later: Oh, it's you! * In recent days, many investors and celebrities in the industry have discovered that the little white lotus Jiang Tang is living a smooth life, with the king protecting her in the past and the movie king supporting her in the back. The most outrageous thing is that these powerful people actually introduced business to Jiang Tang as if they were poisoned. A certain movie star said: Our Zaizai has mastered the teachings of Feng Shui from masters. Spending a small amount of money to buy peace is really not a loss! A certain tyrant: Repost this Weibo and select three people to tell me their fortunes. Regardless of whether they are accurate or not, each person will receive a gift of one million. A certain King of Heaven: Ask me to tell fortunes and give you concert tickets ps: The one in the front row. Everyone: Hehe, let's just give it a try. Later: Qiuqiu help me do the math! ———————— Pre-receipt: [After reading the book, I thought I was bankrupt] Pei Su passed through the book and became the top cannon fodder in the novel - the kind where the whole family is reduced to ashes. In "The Movie King's Thirty-six Strategies for Love", the cannon fodder Pei Su, as the most favored young master of a wealthy family, was retaliated by the protagonist because of his crazy pursuit of the protagonist Shou, which caused the protagonist to break his leg. The family went bankrupt and finally died under the heavy snow. When Pei Su passed by, he had no memory of the original owner, only the tragic ending in the novel. In order to prevent himself from dying young, he decided to be transparent and return to his old business to make money through live broadcasts. Not long after, Pei Su received a call from his deceased father. Father Pei: Enough of the tantrums. If you really don't want to get married, forget it. Tomorrow I will go to Duan's house to apologize and cancel the engagement. Pei Su:? Dare the plot hasn't reached the point where his family has lost all their money:) * Pei Su met a newbie while playing games live. Although he is a novice, he has a nice voice and is generous with his actions. Pei Su, who has never been a virgin, feels that he is about to fall in love online. On the day of the interview, Pei Su looked at the rookie and fell into silence. Isn't this the ex-fiancé who he kicked away yesterday with the words "no contact, no feelings"? ! Purpose: Work hard to farm and make money to raise eggs.