My Rivals in Love All Ended Up Saying They Like Me

Novel blurb: Duan Yan is Cannon Fodder Top No. N. One day, he gained consciousness. Now, let's invite our lucky contestant, Duan Yan, to answer a few questions: "You're cannon fodder, and you're deeply in love with the protagonist, Lu Chaoshen." Duan Yan: "Thanks for asking, but I'm straight. I'm not interested in men." "You have to follow the storyline. Your plot with the male lead can't change." Duan Yan: "Like what?" "Holding hands, kissing, hugging, touching his legs (a thousand words omitted here). You can't refuse any of it." Duan Yan: "What if..." "Sweetie, we recommend amputation~" * Just as Duan Yan resigned himself to his fate, he discovered that he had quite a few so-called rivals in love, and every single one of them seemed to have something wrong with their heads. Rival No. 1 was always domineering and arrogant, yet when he saw Duan Yan getting beaten up, he pulled him into his arms and murmured, "Don't be afraid." Rival No. 2 smiled with refined elegance and said, "You look so beautiful when you're wearing a skirt and looking up at me." Rival No. 3 timidly tugged at his hem and said, "I really didn't mean to drive a wedge between you and Brother Lu. I'm so afraid of pain. He bullies me. Could you help me, please?" Rival No. 4 suddenly flipped up his skirt, looking utterly aggrieved. "You said you liked me before! You called me Sweetie under the moon and among the flowers. I only lifted my skirt, and now you want to break up with me? What do you mean by that, you scumbag?!" * It would be one thing if his rivals were acting strange, but now the protagonist was acting strange too. Let's hear from the male lead, adored by everyone in the world: Lu Chaoshen: "Thanks for asking. Duan Yan is my wife. Got a problem with that?" Sunny, cheerful, and knows when to back down bottom x aloof, irresistible, and strong when it counts top My first attempt at writing a story with a bottom as the protagonist. It's still super indulgent, so please support me and add it to your collection! qwq [Important] Warnings: 1. The author loves melodrama. There's melodrama everywhere, so be warned. 2. At first, the rivals have one-sided crushes on the top. Later, they have one-sided crushes on the bottom. 3. Irresistible bottom. Readers with extreme bottom- or top-favoring preferences, please stay away. Theme: Sweet love needs to be carefully nurtured (insert doge meme by hand).