I Hit the Villain on the Head With a Silk Flower Ball [Book Transmigration]

[New Novel: Helping the Villains Cure Their Love-Brain] is now out! Please add my upcoming novel [After Waking Up, My Husband and I Both Became Immortals?] to your collection. Click my profile to find it. Kisses! Upcoming Novel Blurb 1: A juicy new rumor has been making the rounds across the Nine Heavens. When Emperor Fu Qing descended to the mortal realm to undergo the tribulation of love, one of the Eight Tribulations, his missing mortal wife had actually stumbled upon a fortuitous opportunity and fallen into the Spirit-Rich Azure Sea Realm. After sleeping soundly there for five hundred years, with a bang She ascended to become a loose immortal. You might think mortal affairs should stay in the mortal realm, but this fresh-faced, beautiful loose immortal had no idea. She still thought the Emperor was her mortal husband, so every day in the Nine Heavens, the immortals could witness scenes like these: "Qing Sang, I can't find my hairpin. Have you seen it?" "Qing Sang, why can't I fly my kite even though we're already in the heavens?" "Qing Sang, why aren't you answering me?" "Excuse me, Your Majesty." Huh? Something seems a little off here. Emperor Fu Qing had always been distant and unfeeling. The immortals secretly placed bets on when he would kick this clueless loose immortal out. They waited and waited, but the days kept passing, full of little bumps and stumbles. Until one day, the immortals watched in stunned disbelief as the Emperor released a sky full of colorful kites and waited outside the loose immortal's door, coaxing her gently: "Ran Ran, there are so many kites. Won't you come out and take a look?" Blurb 2: Su Ranran thought she had been terribly wronged. She'd only taken a nap, so why had she inexplicably ascended when she woke up? Even more absurd, her husband had become the head of the gods? Later, after paying a great price, she discovered that in the five hundred years of shifting seas and turning stars, she had lost her Qing Sang, and he could never come back. But… why had the Emperor, who had never had much patience with her, suddenly changed his ways? Main Novel Blurb Jiang Chenli transmigrated into a book, landing in the body of a cannon-fodder supporting actress who shared her name in an old-school tragic romance novel. The original Jiang Chenli was the beloved youngest daughter of the sect master of the Shumo Sect. She was breathtakingly beautiful, and there was a rumor that whoever possessed her would gain the Heavenly Dao. After the male lead pretended to marry her, she became a tool for advancing the romance between the hero and heroine. In the end, out of jealousy, she plotted against the heroine. The male lead killed her with his sword for the heroine, then wiped out the entire Shumo Sect. He also obtained the sect's secret, which she had carried, and used it to build a great empire. Newly transmigrated, Jiang Chenli stood in her gorgeous red wedding clothes, holding a bright red bridal ball and staring down at the male lead on the city wall, his gaze burning with feigned devotion. She fell into thought: What is your problem, sir? She desperately hurled the bridal ball into the distance. I'd marry you over my dead body, ah!!! The villainous big shot, who had been lying on the opposite rooftop eating candied hawthorns, took a direct hit and slowly typed out a: ? Mini Theater: The Villain's Wedding Diary: Hmm… She looks a little sweeter than candied hawthorns. Guess I'll make do. The Villain's Golden Anniversary Diary: She's so sweet my teeth are falling out. Content warnings: 1. A gorgeous, sunny little fairy who never holds back her snark x a villainous big shot who lives for sweets. Both are inexperienced; one-on-one romance; happy ending. 2. Married first, fall in love later, and literally chasing the wife after she runs away. 3. The original hero and heroine stay together. 4. Nontraditional cultivation setting, with author-invented rules and an alternate world. Don't overthink the details. If it's not for you, feel free to click away. 5. It's not tagged as a strong female lead or a power fantasy. If you're expecting her to be outrageously strong and slaughter everyone, that's not happening. Her husband has to do all the fighting. 6. Please don't make personal attacks. Theme: RT