I Lied to the Monk and Told Him I Was Pregnant

Warning: No pregnancy trope Blurb One: The moment he transmigrated, Chi Xingwo realized he had become a “wife” who dressed as a woman, with an alluring, foxlike beauty. After five years of marriage, Chi Xingwo, who looked meek and easy to bully, was threatened by his mother-in-law once again. If “she” still couldn't get pregnant, she would send “her” back to her family in disgrace. The delicate Xingwo went in the direction his mother-in-law had indicated to pray at temples. To prove “her” sincerity, “she” entered every temple and bowed to every Buddha. “Bodhisattvas and Buddhas I pass along the way, please grant this humble woman a child...” But... why did that statue look a little strange? It... it... it moved... It's coming over here! At last, “she” got what “she” wished for: a child by the husband who had been missing without a trace for five years, with no one knowing whether he was alive or dead. Blurb Two: The monk was handsome, but stern and unsmiling. He had spent half his life strictly observing the precepts and was a model of Wuming Temple. Because of his seniority, everyone addressed him as the Grand Junior Patriarch. He went down the mountain to practice asceticism as soon as he came of age. When he suddenly returned to the temple one day, the young monks lined up and craned their necks to get a look. But they saw a charming young woman following behind the Grand Junior Patriarch, peeking shyly out from behind him. The Grand Junior Patriarch said she was his wife, and she was already carrying his child. Yet the woman tearfully insisted that her husband had died in battle five years ago. So the Grand Junior Patriarch they had always revered and treated like a god had actually brought home a beautiful young widow... The plump abbot shouted, “Close the gates! This news must not get out...” Still, this young lady was really tall... Until one day, that young lady turned out to be a man. Wuwang: Xingwo, you're a man? Chi Xingwo rolled his eyes. “We've been sleeping together for ages, and you only just noticed?” Wuwang: “Then... the child?” Chi Xingwo: “Sorry, I don't have the parts for that!” Wuwang... The world crumbled around him... Feminine, pampered gong X stoic, aloof shou Please don't give me writing advice! Completed work: After Becoming the Male Lead's Tutor New work now available: I Rely on Losing Fans to Ruin My Image [Book Transmigration] Blurb One Ren Youhe transmigrated into a novel called King of Entertainment, becoming a troublesome supporting male character. The original owner seemed modest and polite, always helping newcomers, but was actually sharp-tongued and cruel, constantly bullying them. As soon as Ren arrived, he found himself facing a plot to frame the male lead, and was about to suffer the male lead's revenge. The original owner had been jealous of the male lead's talent and good fortune, so he drugged him and sent him to the bed of a perverted big shot... Ren Youhe had traveled through countless worlds, all to save the lives of villains. This time, he decided he was done turning the lives of supporting male characters around. Facing a life destined to end in death, he decided to follow the script. As for the male lead, whom the original owner had already sent to bed... and cleaned up for... forget it... The only thing Ren Youhe needed to do was ruin his image as much as possible. How could he ruin his image? Act like a diva, bully newcomers, cozy up to rich people... He'd try them all... He didn't want to please anyone anymore. Losing fans... who cares! Once all his fans were gone, he'd leave the industry and get married... But what bothered him even more was the original owner's love life. He had a celebrity girlfriend in public, and a “secret” lover on the side, an innocent, sweet young man. And now he had also gotten involved with the male lead... Blurb Two: The novel King of Entertainment tells how the male lead, Shang Yue, rose from an unknown extra to become the King of Entertainment. But after he began targeting that two-faced senior, things started slipping out of his control. That guy actually dared to drug him and send him to a pervert's bed? Heh... Ready to face his thunderous revenge? Later, his daily source of joy became watching Ren Youhe lose fans. Later still, all he could think about was how to stop Ren Youhe's fans from multiplying like crazy. At this rate, when would Ren Youhe leave show business and marry him? Senior who loves bullying newcomers gong X bullied newcomer shou Theme: Work hard, live happily, and face difficulties with a positive attitude.