The old fairy Ruohua, who has the highest combat power in the fairy world, was bound by a mentally retarded boy who claimed to be the system, and was pulled into the world of abuse.
"Does the host choose to follow the path of sadomasochism and love in the original book or turn back to the sadistic love story and become the heroine of a cool novel?"
Ruohua slapped her with her backhand, "Do you love me?"
Young man: "Fuck me..."
If Ruohua spreads his hands and slaps you, you will know how to scold you back. How can he torture your heart and body with cold violence and deepen your love? A normal person?
Normally Xian Ruohua didn't understand, so when the male protagonist of the sadistic novel asked her why she refused to take out her heart to save the female partner, she told him: "You want to save her so much, why don't you take out your heart and give it to her!"
Afraid of pain? It's okay, she'll dig it.
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When the female supporting actor performed a tea ceremony in front of the male protagonist, she praised her: "The acting is so good, it would be a pity not to perform a juggling act!"
Don't want to go? No, she will tie her up herself.
After some magic manipulation, the original male protagonist and female supporting cast trembled when they saw her. If the Chinese language focused on educating the mentally retarded system: "Sadism is shallow, shallow, no matter how shallow it is, do you understand?"
However, later on, the original male protagonist chased his wife in the crematorium, crying and wanting to get back together. The female supporting characters also came up to her with adoring faces, and they all said they loved her. Ruohua thought for a moment and drew out his forty-meter sword. They were so abnormal. She must have not tortured them hard enough!
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A few years later, someone asked Ruohua why he was willing to follow the mentally retarded system into the world of sadistic literature. Was it because his love blossomed in the world of sadistic literature?
Ruohua took out the recipe he had treasured for many years and shook his head: "Because I saw that the immortal cultivators in the world of abuse literature don't eat meat."
She needs to popularize the power of meat to them, so that they can feel the deliciousness of braised pork and the aroma of sweet and sour short ribs.
And the ecstatic taste of crayfish.
The old fairy in the book is a full-level large-scale sand sculpture and tortures the scum~CP hands the heroine a knife and the young fanboy male protagonist
Double wear book, sand sculpture~
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After finishing this book, I wrote "There are no mines in her home, but there are many mountains"
The handsome and dignified CEO of the Zhao Group was told by the master that he would not live to be thirty unless he could survive the destined love disaster. Before the age of twenty-four, Zhao Boyan was not a womanizer. He did not bother to go through the so-called love disaster and waited for death in peace. After his twenty-fourth birthday, at twelve o'clock every night, he appeared on a girl's bed on time and wanted to undress her.
Inviting bodyguards, performing dances, affixing talismans, and even spilling black dog's blood could not stop him from disappearing from his bed out of thin air after the clock struck twelve for three consecutive years and reappearing in other people's beds, unable to move, just like the "beloved concubine" lying quietly waiting for the emperor's blessing.
Bai Fumei, a "poor" girl, is about to graduate from Wenyu University. Her boyfriend is holding hands with Bai Fumei, who is about to get engaged, and wants to break up with her: "You are just a poor girl from the countryside, and my family owns a mine. Marriage requires a well-matched family, so we are not suitable."
Wen Yu felt that he was right. He and she were indeed incompatible, but cheating was wrong. She gave her ex-boyfriend a broken leg hospital breakup package and decided to go back to the mountains to grow vegetables.
However, looking at the beautiful man who suddenly appeared on her bed at night - neither a nymphomaniac nor a vixen, but a real mortal - she quickly took out her mobile phone to check her bank card balance. Who revealed her net worth? Someone actually climbed into bed for her money!
Wen Yu, who was involved in the maintenance business for the first time, tried to stay calm: "Man, you have to respect yourself."
President Zhao, who had never thought about hearing someone say this to him in his life, was so shocked that he couldn't control his hands and pulled off the buttons of his shirt, revealing...
Zhao Boyan: "..." Oh, it's better to die.
There are many mountains in the house, a stubborn little fairy VS the arrogant and arrogant Lord of the Barren Mountain who is sick and weak but not weak.
Purpose: Trust can be healed after being betrayed