The Government of Time owns a strange Honmaru, Honmaru 666.
No one has ever seen its Saniwa, it has pitifully few sword warriors, and even the few it does have are strange.
Yagen the uchigatana wears glasses.
Kogitsunemaru has three red lines on his face.
Hizamaru is a smiling social butterfly.
Ōkanehira has a strange fringe.
Tonbokiri loves picking up kids.
Muramasa is the very picture of righteousness.
Kuwana Go wears polka dots from head to toe.
Jirotachi is a petite, delicate courtesan.
The people of Honmaru 666 have this to say:
Shinpachi Shimura, over 20 (Yagen the uchigatana): What am I supposed to do? The Saniwa accidentally summoned me as an uchigatana before I was even forged into a tantō!
Tobirama Senju (Kogitsunemaru): Wasn't it fine when Kiyomitsu painted it on me?
Minato Namikaze (Hizamaru): Twisted personalities are a thing, right?
Kakyoin (Ōkanehira): Can't I just get a new hairstyle?
Oda Sakunosuke (Tonbokiri): I just can't help myself...
Jonathan (Muramasa): ...We Joestars have been gentlemen for generations. QAQ
Lambo, over 20 (Kuwana Go): I just wanted a new look.
Osamu Dazai (Jirotachi): Hm? Can't be helped. They wouldn't let me stay unless I dressed like this.
Everyone: We're tired of cosplaying all day, too!
Government of Time: No! You haven't even tried to disguise yourselves! Explosive tags, Rasengan, Stand abilities, guns, Hamon, and lightning are banned from the arena! Use your swords!
A Gintama-style story
Theme: Human kindness
