Silly Quick Transmigration

System: The villainess has a gift-giving group chat, where she can get all kinds of wonderful things, like skin as fair as snow and a face that charms a thousand people. Men will fall into her hands with ease. Jiang Yue: Oh. System: Why aren't you reacting? Villainesses are insanely powerful. Once a man gets involved with one, he can't leave. Jiang Yue: ... System: Why aren't you saying anything? Hey, hey, what were you just doing? You're supposed to be doing missions. The villainess already has her peerless beauty! Jiang Yue: ... System: Say something! What were you just doing? Huh, why is there blood on your hand? Jiang Yue: I went and castrated the emperor. System: #￥@￥%@... P.S. A silly comedy. Don't expect it to make sense. It's structured around a quick transmigration format. The story will be going premium the day after tomorrow, April 3, with Chapter 30. I hope you lovely readers will keep supporting it! My upcoming story, The Reborn Young Lady, is also available for pre-order. I hope you'll support it! Su Qingyan was reborn, returning from a world of cultivation to her first life. She didn't return to her old body or to the year she died. Instead, she woke up in the body of a delinquent girl. Once the most famous debutante in high society, and later the renowned Iceheart Ancestor of the cultivation world, she had now become a little punk. Six years had passed since the day she died in her first life. The title of richest person in the world had passed from her grandfather to her husband. Note: 1. There are three timelines. In her first life, the female lead was the eldest young lady of the Su family and the granddaughter of the richest man. 2. After she died, she transmigrated to a world of cultivation and became the renowned Iceheart Ancestor. 3. This is her third life. She returns to her original world and is reborn in Su Qingyan's body. Something came up, so I'm heading out. Please give me a day off. Note left May 10. Theme: Quick transmigration.