After Mistaking the Male Lead, He Tries to Kill Me Every Day

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After Shen Chuyue died, she took on a mission to win over the male lead during the time when he was a hated, useless loser, and become the unattainable white moonlight of his life.

To finish the mission as quickly as possible, Shen Chuyue diligently played both sides. In secret, she hired people to trip up the male lead in every way. In public, she would comfort him, care for him, and warm his heart whenever he was injured and disheartened.

Everything went smoothly, and his affection level rose quickly.

Just when she was one step away from completing the mission, the System discovered she'd targeted the wrong person...

He wasn't the male lead at all, but the God of War from the Upper Realm, who had entered the lower world to undergo a trial.

The number that had been rising so quickly wasn't an affection level. It was a killing intent level.

And the way he watched her bounce around wasn't because he liked her. He clearly wanted to hack her to pieces!

Shen Chuyue: Stay calm. Watch me act.

That night, to save her life, Shen Chuyue put all her acting skills to use, successfully fooled the unfortunate God of War who had been mistaken for someone else, and hurried back to the Upper Realm.

Shen Chuyue spent a few carefree days in the Upper Realm eating snacks, watching the drama, and shipping couples. Then she heard that the unfortunate God of War had returned. Since his trial had failed, the baleful aura around him was even more terrifying than before.

The System was panicking, afraid they would be punished in revenge.

Shen Chuyue was perfectly calm. "Relax. I've changed my secret identity. He won't recognize me."

After finally waiting for the real male and female leads to finish being lovey-dovey, Shen Chuyue hurried to follow the male lead down to the lower world to undergo a trial.

But this time, winning him over proved unusually difficult. The culprit was the poker-faced senior brother who had appeared out of nowhere beside the male lead.

Every time she was about to find a chance to win the male lead's favor, that poker-faced senior brother would show up at just the right moment to ruin her plans.

She worked herself to the bone, snatching all kinds of resources for the male lead.

The poker-faced senior brother would casually produce even more powerful rare treasures from who-knows-where, dazzling the male lead's eyes.

She put on a pitiful act, crying and sniffling to stir the male lead's sympathy.

The poker-faced senior brother would solemnly take down everyone who had "bullied" her, then ask her smugly, "Still crying?"

She was scared out of her wits. How could she possibly keep crying?

In the end, she could only watch as the male lead's affection for the senior brother kept rising. Shen Chuyue nearly had a heart attack.

Until one day, Shen Chuyue accidentally overheard the male lead talking with the poker-faced senior brother.

The male lead said, "Divine Lord Wuli, have you come down to the lower world for some important business?"

Divine Lord Wuli? Wasn't that the title of the unfortunate God of War?

Shen Chuyue, hiding nearby, jolted in alarm and looked over in horror. The poker-faced senior brother was looking at her coolly. "I've come to catch a cunning little liar who lies for a living."

A female lead with a hundred and eighty schemes up her sleeve, who infuriates everyone to death, versus an unfortunate celestial God of War who's so angry he spits blood but can only let her do as she pleases.

#Nothing grand here, the entire plot exists to serve the shipping#

The next novel in my author page's upcoming works list: The Timid Mushroom Wins After a General Possesses Her.

When Su Yunxiu was six, her maternal uncle's family fell into decline, her mother died young, and her father remarried. Overnight, she went from being the legitimate third daughter of a marquis's household to an ill-omened girl nobody wanted around.

After an accident left her unconscious, her soul left her body and she was forced to inhabit a man's body for half a month.

When she woke up, she found that the people in the marquis's household were treating her differently. Even her own body seemed different.

Her second elder sister, who had never been kind to her, suddenly sent a maid to bring her medicine. When Su Yunxiu reached out to take it, she accidentally snapped the maid's finger.

Her cousin, who loved to make fun of her, suddenly invited her to tea. But the person who came was a man she didn't know. As she tried to refuse him, she accidentally brushed his leg, and it broke.

She went to a pawnshop to exchange something for money to buy medicine, but unfortunately ran into a spoiled young master looking for trouble. In her fright, she flailed her arms a few times, and he ended up bruised and swollen like a pig's head.

Su Yunxiu: Boohoo, help me!

The people in the marquis's household, who had tried to frame Su Yunxiu but ended up learning their lesson: Don't come near us!

Xie Chang'an, the God of War of the Great Liang Dynasty, joined the army at thirteen and held military power at eighteen. Then, in just three years, he completely wiped out the Rong army that had harassed the border for decades, driving them far away so they would never dare invade again.

The army returned in triumph, and the emperor held a banquet to welcome the soldiers home.

The banquet was filled with clinking cups and the sweet sounds of music, while richly dressed noblewomen competed to dance and perform onstage.

Xie Chang'an downed the drugged wine in front of him without a care, feeling nothing but boredom.

Then his gaze shifted, and he couldn't help being drawn to a small figure who didn't belong.

The third daughter of the marquis's household, whose body his soul had once possessed, was off in a corner wiping away tears, her shoulders shaking as she looked terribly wronged.

Xie Chang'an had no intention of helping her. He simply watched with interest.

Then he watched her quietly dislocate the arm of a man who had tried to grope her, all while crying...

After that, she wiped her tears, silently hid in the corner to eat and stash away food, and every so often secretly slipped some to the little maid beside her, thinking nobody would notice.

The two of them looked like little mice sneaking around...

No, Xie Chang'an chuckled softly, remembering the nickname he'd happened to learn while possessing her body: Bao Gu.

She really was like a short mushroom growing unnoticed in a corner, yet poisonous enough to kill someone if they weren't careful.

A little scene.

After the banquet, he returned to his room, only to find a little mushroom sleeping soundly in his bed.

Xie Chang'an was about to wake her when he suddenly felt dizzy, and the two of them switched bodies.

Soon, the drug took effect in his body.

Xie Chang'an watched his own tall, muscular body curl into a ball, its face flushed red as it whimpered and moaned. It was enough to make his eyes burn.

Xie Chang'an snapped, "Shut up. Hold back your tears."

Su Yunxiu, already out of it: "Waaah."

Xie Chang'an: "..."

After scolding her several times to no avail, Xie Chang'an had no choice but to soften his voice and gently coax her.

Early the next morning, someone saw Su Yunxiu carrying Xie Chang'an out of a carriage at the general's residence.

And according to a reliable source, everyone in the general's residence heard their General Xie sobbing in shame in his study that day. It was a truly miserable sight.

The people involved, Su Yunxiu on the outside and Xie Chang'an on the inside: ...

A ruthless, cold-faced King of Hell versus a timid mushroom with an unusual train of thought and unbelievable strength, who has no idea how strong she is.

Theme: Don't get angry, don't get angry. No one can take your place if you get sick from anger.