The Daily Life of a Cat Owner

Before getting a cat: I thought cats always slept obediently in their beds.

After getting a cat: It sleeps on the sofa, on the shoe rack, on top of your head, anywhere but its bed.

Before getting a cat: I thought they could beat up dogs and kick bad guys' butts.

After getting a cat: It can't even beat Mickey Mouse.

Before getting a cat: Agile and light on its feet.

After getting a cat: Suddenly, a loud THUD... I thought something had collapsed.

Before getting a cat: I thought two cats would love each other and stay together for life.

After getting a cat: Cat. Empresses in the Palace. I will be the last one standing. Scorn.

Before getting a cat: Cats are all so cute, the cutest creatures in the world.

After getting a cat: Why are you digging through the trash!!!

Before getting a cat: I'd do anything for it... probably.

After getting a cat: Why does cat poop smell so bad...

But I still love it so much. Thank you for coming into my world and giving me warmth and love, and an endless supply of cat hair.

Human CP, cat CP. The cats won't turn into humans.

That's all I can think of for now.

Theme: In memory of my life with cats