The Lame Crown Prince Stood Up and Kissed Me

(Coming soon: No Returns Allowed and The Right Way to Save the Demon King) After Jiang Xiaoman dies, he transmigrates into a trashy romance novel called The Feisty Thief: The Crippled Crown Prince Is So Domineering, where he becomes a minor character tasked with helping the main couple get together. He can only come back to life if he succeeds. But through a careless mistake, he's mistaken for the cannon-fodder villain who dies for good in chapter ten. The villain's character profile: an eighty-year-old sage, a master who has attained the Dao, known as a living immortal, and supposedly able to heal the Crown Prince's leg with a single needle. Eighteen-year-old successor to socialism Jiang Xiaoman: ??? Jiang Xiaoman figures he might as well give it a shot and sticks a needle into the Crown Prince at random. To his surprise, he does it with such force that the crippled Crown Prince stands up. One needle, and the Crown Prince jumps to his feet. The second needle, and the Crown Prince chases him around trying to beat him up. Everyone else: A miracle! The crippled Crown Prince: You're dead meat! Jiang Xiaoman: I didn't do it on purpose! How was I supposed to know you were faking your limp? The Crown Prince: I'll expose your lies, you fake immortal! (Not long afterward) The Crown Prince: Immortals are so adorable. But this immortal is eighty. What if he ascends halfway through doing it? Jiang Xiaoman: Did you forget that there's a feisty female lead waiting for you? One-line summary: You pretend to be crippled, and I'll pretend to be an immortal. Couple: A fake cripple seme who seems to have rabies + X + a silly fake immortal uke [Please note] 1. One-on-one romance, happy ending, silly and sweet comedy. 2. The dynasty is entirely fictional. Coming soon: No Returns Allowed Twenty-three-year-old Qi Guang has no money, no education, and no health. He works three part-time jobs and has a little darling he has to raise well, no matter how hard things get. One day, he unexpectedly learns that the babies were switched at birth. His biological son is being raised by Duan Jingtian, a popular singer. Duan Jingtian has money, education, good looks, and fame... He has everything, except for any decency. In Duan Jingtian's hands, Qi Guang's child has become a thoroughly spoiled brat. Qi Guang thinks, It's fine. He can suffer a little more. He just can't let either of the two children suffer. Later, he discovers that this isn't a story about two children. It's about three. --Duan Jingtian is an immature pain in the neck. A long-suffering uke x a dissolute, arrogant rogue seme Coming soon: The Right Way to Save the Demon King After falling from a beloved national sweetheart to a hated fraud in the entertainment industry, Chi Xingyuan thinks his life can't get any worse. Then the haters' curses come true: he really does go to hell, where he's entrusted with the grave responsibility of saving the demon world. He has to stop the depressed Demon King from trying to kill himself every day and keep him alive. Demons: You're the human celebrity Lord Demon King likes best! Only you can make him happy! On his first day in the demon world, Chi Xingyuan sings and dances with all his might, giving a heartfelt performance... The Demon King remains expressionless and hangs himself. On his second day in the demon world, Chi Xingyuan tries to tempt the Demon King with his body... The Demon King looks utterly fed up with life and drinks poison to kill himself. Chi Xingyuan: ...Why do I feel like I'm the one who drove him to suicide? Chi Xingyuan: Aren't you my devoted fan? The Demon King: I've become a hater. Chi Xingyuan: How about... I take my leave? The Demon King: You dare? Chi Xingyuan: ??? On his third day in the demon world, Chi Xingyuan and the Demon King attempt suicide together. There's no point in being alive. Couple: A Demon King seme who wants to die but is immortal X a hardworking little celebrity uke One-line summary: The Demon King goes from fan to hater, then back to fan. Core theme: Treating others kindly