Blurb One:
Question: What's the most troublesome problem you've encountered so far?
Thanks for the invite.
My name is Chikaono Eirin, and I'm an ordinary Gold King. Because I'm polite and friendly toward women but cold toward men, even my own people once thought I was a lesbian.
Organizations are always sending me women: little girls, young women, older ladies, married women... They even sent me an old woman?!!!
Just as I was indignantly telling my subordinates how utterly unacceptable this was, the gift from the Port Mafia arrived. Before I could finish saying that they should all be sent back, I saw the bashful-looking orange-haired girl and felt my heart start pounding.
Hesitation leads to defeat. I immediately sent back the black-haired girl with the purple eyes and her indifferent expression, and kept the sapphire goddess. I even managed to overcome my psychological barriers and make her my girlfriend.
I thought she was just a poor girl at the mercy of the Port Mafia, so I pretended not to notice and indulged all her little secret schemes. But what I never expected was that my wife...
"She" actually has a dick. [Stares into the void.jpg]
#I thought I was the top, but she came equipped#
Damn. [A kind of plant] :)
Blurb Two:
The Port Mafia's Gravity Manipulator was falling apart.
To complete a mission, he and his partner had been sent to the Gold King as gifts.
The bandage-wearing bastard comforted him: "She likes women, but the Gold King has never kept a 'gift.' Don't worry."
He breathed a small sigh of relief. Then, the very next second, he saw the girl in the seat above him blush and say in a clear voice:
"Keep her."
???
A certain conscientious Port Mafia executive: I'm going to kill you, you bastard!!!!!
Reader's Guide:
1. The ship is the Hat Rack.
2. The author has a wicked sense of humor and a hazy filter when it comes to Chuuya. If that's not your thing, don't read.
3. If you don't like it, don't read it. Trolls, move along.
Theme: Love
