Crossing the Heavenly River

When I was young, I spent over a decade as a cross-dressing beauty and fell in love with a little monk. Later, I faked my death, grew back into a six-foot-two man, and became a Demon Lord whose fearsome reputation could stop children from crying at night. After that, for some sneaky reason, I had no choice but to dress as a girl again. Having done it twice, I was sure no one could see through my disguise. I never expected to run into my ex, whom I hadn't seen in decades. Question: What do you do when you come back from the dead and run into your ex, who's already made a name for himself and become a big shot? Demon Lord: Thanks for asking. It's simple: just keep acting. Even if I mess up, it doesn't matter. He can't beat me. I mean, he wouldn't want to hit me. - Cross-dressing Demon Lord gong × clueless monk shou; gong's perspective; strong leads; happy ending. Content warning: To comply with socialist core values, the monk shou won't remain a monk forever. If that bothers you, don't read. If you do read it, please don't complain. Love you! Author's Weibo: @LuLuLuLuZiXie Theme: Cherish life and live it earnestly.