I'm a ghost from China. For some unknown reason, I ended up in Japan.
Now I've run into a problem: how do I explain to these swordsmen that the kind of ghost I am isn't the same species as the ghosts they're talking about?
Big brother! I'm not one of your ghosts. I'm a different kind! I even, I even have a Chinese green card! A Chinese green card! Wait, how would a ghost get a green card...
Big sister! We really are different species! I'm like a grape from Turpan, and the ghosts here are like grapes from the Amazon. Sure, we're both grapes, but we're not the same!
Sir! We really aren't the same species! What you just said, that 'ghost, I'm so miserable,' is like a thousand-year-old tortoise. Whether he's happy or not, he turns people into tortoises just like him. But where I'm from, people live miserably and die even more miserably, until they get so angry they turn into tortoises. How can those two things be the same?!
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