Apparently, the Villain and I Were Childhood Sweethearts

Sneaking in a recommendation for my upcoming stories: How to Become a Qualified Hero and After the Second Male Lead's Brain Short-Circuited. Their blurbs are below. *bows*

Here is this story's blurb:

The odds of a cultivation romance featuring a gentle, steady senior disciple as the male lead, a master who cares for the heroine like a father, and a powerful, tragic demon lord as the villain are 21%. This data comes from research conducted by Woxia Jibashuo de Biexin in 2016.

Yan Zhiya, who died suddenly after staying up all night reading, transmigrated into a book just like this. But she discovered that a lot of things hadn't made it into the story. In reality, the senior disciple was a hypocrite in the making, her master treated her as a substitute for her birth mother, and the villain was her childhood friend.

Wait, what?! If they're childhood friends, why does the villain keep trying to kill the heroine? And is he trying to kill her now, too?!

"Y-you! Demon Lord, don't come any closer! Stop! Stop, stop!" Yan Zhiya huddled in a corner, trembling as she stared at the knife in the demon lord's hand.

"Who said I wanted to kill you...?" Her childhood friend, the demon lord, was so angry at Yan Zhiya that smoke was practically coming out of his head. "Come here. I'll count to three. One, two..."

"Eep." Yan Zhiya shuffled back over, looking pitiful.

Coming-soon blurbs:

How to Become a Qualified Hero

Wen Xi picked up a novel that hurled a barrage of worldbuilding at readers from the very first page. After five chapters and thirty thousand characters' worth of exposition, she finally couldn't take it anymore and left a bad review. Then, that very day, she transmigrated into a book and became the hero chosen by heaven.

The System said she had to save the world. Wen Xi said, "Sure, I'll go slay the evil dragon!"

But then Wen Xi discovered that one of her teammates was descended from dragons. Oh no. She'd spent the whole journey repeatedly talking about how she was going to slay the evil dragon... The fact that she was still alive proved she really was the hero chosen by heaven.

So, was she still going to slay the dragon?

Dragon descendant: What do you think?

Wen Xi: I don't think violence solves anything. We should choose a more peaceful approach.

Dragon descendant: So how are you planning to save the world?

Wen Xi: How about we get everyone hooked on the novel? If they're busy reading, they won't have time to fight. That's a great idea.

Dragon descendant: ...That actually sounds pretty good.

In the end, the world really was saved by a novel. Yay~

After the Second Male Lead's Brain Short-Circuited

Tao Fangfei transmigrated into a romance novel as a sacrificial female supporting character and married the devoted second male lead, whose heart belonged only to the heroine. On their wedding day, he stood in the rain for a long time, because it was also the day the male and female leads got engaged.

"You're nothing but a plaything. Don't dream of winning my love." Tao Fangfei sat in the bridal chamber, waiting for the devoted second male lead to come back from the rain and say this to her. But then...

"Why didn't you come comfort your little sweetheart? You don't want your little sweetheart anymore? Sniff!" Someone burst in, suddenly wrapped their arms around Tao Fangfei's waist, and rubbed against her neck, looking terribly aggrieved.

Tao Fangfei whisked off her veil and sized up the little sweetheart, who was well over six feet tall. Could this really be the devoted second male lead...? Weren't the cold-faced emperor supposed to show his soft side only to the heroine?!

"Young Madam, Young Master just got soaked in the rain..."

All right, got it. This little sweetheart had a screw loose.

"Listen, don't be a simp," Tao Fangfei lectured him once they'd gotten to know each other.

"Little Sweetheart will listen! Little Sweetheart won't be a simp!" The devoted second male lead's eyes sparkled.

"Good. Also, stop calling yourself Little Sweetheart," Tao Fangfei reminded him for what felt like the hundredth time.

"Sniff, sniff! Don't you love me anymore? Do you have another little cherry outside?" The devoted second male lead's eyes instantly reddened.

Tao Fangfei felt utterly exhausted.

About these upcoming stories:

* The blurbs may change, but the stories will be more or less like this.

* Silly Goose doesn't write angst, so don't worry.

* One-on-one, both leads are each other's first love, and their hearts and bodies belong only to one another.

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