The Bankrupt Tycoon Thinks I'm Too Pitiful

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The aloof CEO Qi Huai has gone bankrupt. He has nothing left, and even his own family looks down on him, preferring to leave their fortune to a dog.

This bankrupt tycoon falls for a poor little darling and spends every day acting meek and submissive in front of him, gladly becoming a henpecked husband.

Everyone bursts out laughing:

A bankrupt tycoon x a poor little darling? You really are made for each other!

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Yan Xingyu used to be envied by everyone. Now he's the poor little darling:

Rumor has it he was switched at birth, looks down on his poor biological parents, and leeches off the Yan family. His CEO fiance couldn't stand him using death threats to force the engagement, and is about to break it off and cut ties with him.

As the saying goes, a pitiful person must have...

Yan Xingyu lazily shields the bankrupt tycoon behind him and tosses a fierce threat at the camera, as if he has no idea what it means to be pitiful:

"Say whatever you want about me, but let me catch any bastard talking about Qi Huai."

"Only Qi Huai gets to call himself pitiful. Got it?"

"He went bankrupt and is more pitiful than me, so he deserves to be bullied by me!"

His ferocious, claws-out attitude is terrifying. No one dares say a word against the bankrupt tycoon.

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Until one day, Yan Xingyu gets up in the middle of the night and hears Qi Huai on the phone with his subordinate:

"I don't want the family fortune. I've got too much money already. Buying ten Qi families wouldn't be a problem, but he doesn't like that."

"Lower my head? Of course I should lower it for my wife."

"Going bankrupt... Does he like me this way? I love how he protects me... He's such a poor little darling, but he insists on acting tough..."

Yan Xingyu is stunned. He thinks he must be dreaming.

In the dream, he tells Qi Huai that he likes rich tycoons, the kind with private jets, yachts, and custom-made luxury goods galore.

Qi Huai promises to buy it all the next day.

When he wakes up, Yan Xingyu is still sleeping in the doghouse. He wants to laugh. The dream felt so real.

Qi Huai opens the curtains. "Baby, your private jet is waiting at the airport. What do you want to name the yacht?"

Yan Xingyu realizes it wasn't a dream!

He grits his teeth, unable to take it anymore!

Qi Huai quickly offers him his hand. "If you want to bite, bite me. You have no idea how adorable you look when you protect me."

"It's really hard to stop other people from going bankrupt."

"So, can you keep liking me forever?"

[The campus heartthrob shrimp who is off the charts in fighting ability, Yan Xingyu x the pampering, slick-talking husband, Qi Huai]

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Just a sweet romance. Updated daily at 15:00.

Screenshot taken 2020.07.06

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[1]

Ever since his debut, Duan Xingshun has had terrible luck, ranking first every year in the poll for "Least Popular Celebrity";

But recently, the netizens who used to bash him have been deleting their comments overnight, and the movie star who once used him as a foil is sobbing in his fan group, QAQ.

The gossip crowd has to ask: How did Duan Xingshun, the man everyone hates, get so lucky?

An insider: Don't ask...

The answer is, Duan Xingshun is the youngest son the Duan family lost eighteen years ago.

Yes, that Duan family, the one behind the trending hashtag #IfWeCould,We'dBuyTheWholeEntertainmentIndustryToCelebrateOurYoungestSon'sBirthday.

And then...

Everyone starts privately messaging Duan Xingshun, showering him with compliments.

*

Duan Xingshun knows the Duan family only wants him for a political marriage;

The intended match is incredibly ugly and only 1.5 meters tall, and of course the eldest young master of the Duan family won't agree to it;

Duan Xingshun firmly objects and even funds a kept man to put on an act with him;

The kept man is 1.9 meters tall and has nothing but good looks;

The intended match hears about it and doesn't flinch, instead sending over an engagement ring;

Duan Xingshun is so furious he could burst a lung. He takes the kept man's hand and goes to show off their relationship at the intended match's company;

He's traveled a thousand miles to deliver a green hat. The gift may be small, but Duan Xingshun's smile is dazzling and arrogant beyond belief;

What kind of man could possibly put up with that?!

Until all the senior executives say nervously, "Welcome, President Luo and your spouse! We hope you enjoy your visit!"

Duan Xingshun: "…"

The man beside him strokes his ring and smiles gently. "Let me correct you. We're still dating."

[2]

As the sole heir to the Luo family, Luo Wei diligently saves up for his future wife;

Then he turns around and discovers a fire in his own backyard: Duan Xingshun believes the rumors, thinks he's ugly, and even wants to hire a boyfriend to force him to break off the engagement;

But that's all right. He should take the initiative;

Step one: Start by being a good boyfriend;

That way, he can get closer one step at a time, until Duan Xingshun obediently falls into his trap.

At some point, rumors start spreading online:

[Some D-surname celebrity thought returning to the Duan family would make him the real young master, but even the Duan family's eldest son doesn't acknowledge him! He's been lying to netizens!]

[I'm dying. He's about to marry an ugly freak, hahaha.]

[Someone like Duan Xingshun would only get a 10,000-yuan bride price in our village.]

[President Luo gives his fiancee a billion-yuan supercar and he still dares to compare himself? Has he given up and decided to do whatever he wants?]

#LuoGroupCEOAndHisWifeMakeTheirFirstPublicAppearanceAtTheCivilAffairsBureau suddenly trends;

Netizens scramble to offer their congratulations and curry favor with the CEO, only to discover in shock that the person beside Luo Wei is... Duan Xingshun.

Everyone falls apart.

Theme: You have to weather the storm to see the rainbow.